Tag: RP Prompt
Best Friend Starters!
{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.
“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.”
“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!”
“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”
“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.”
“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!”
“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!”
“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.”
“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.”
“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!”
“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.”
“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-”
“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…”
“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.”
“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!”
“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.”
“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!”
“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.”
“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”
“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!”
Oh my god I can see Laven in like, all of these XD
Send ѻ and our muses will be handcuffed together, but the cuffs won’t come off!
How do they handle this predicament?
Send me “Askbox Roulette!” to see what you get!
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Send “WOW” for your character walking in on mine handcuffed to bed with a note that says have fun
My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.
Send “You’re not going anywhere” for my muse’s reaction to yours grabbing their wrist.
My muse was unexpectedly kidnapped, and was never able to be found. A year later, your muse comes across an old abandoned building, and finds my muse tied up, wounded, and barely alive. What is your muse’s reaction?
Send “Who did this?” for your muse to discover my muse with a black eye or a busted lip
Potential TW warning
Send one of the following for my muse’s reaction (Cooking Edition)
- “Okay, well, we’re never trying a recipe from Pintrest again.”
- “We were out of paprika so I used cayenne instead. They’re basically the same, right?”
- “You said burning water was impossible, so explain why the smoke detector’s going off.”
- “I didn’t know you could cook.”
- “The whole kitchen is flooded with dough. You’re not allowed to use yeast ever again.”
- “Well, that does it. I’m a vegetarian now.”
- “I told you I could cook.”
- “I kind of sliced my hand open and bled into the potatoes…is this fixable?”
- [text]: Your birthday present is that I’m wearing whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and nothing else. Hurry home.
- “I’m allergic, dumbass.”
- “Is glitter edible?”
- “Let me get this straight. You found a unicorn, and your first response was to kill and cook it?”
- “Just because you can add food coloring to something, that doesn’t mean you should.”
- “The good news is, dinner’s ready. The bad news is, the kitchen’s on fire.”
- “You can never have too much garlic.”
- “In retrospect, I should have baked the cake before icing it.”
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