spindletrees:

the main difference between Gryffindors and Slytherins is when when their Hufflepuff friend wants to fight someone, the slytherin is like “DON’T YOU DARE LAY ONE FINGER ON-” whereas the gryffindor is cheering from the sidelines with popcorn like “YAAAS. SLAY THEM. YOU’RE SO BADASS BRO, YOU’RE SO FUCKING HOT RIGHT NOW DUDE. “