“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”
“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”
“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.
At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns
I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best
and those puns are literally the best
“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”
“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”
“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”
“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”
“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”
“Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”
“Ace: The punny place.”
“Ace Hardware: Where all the asexuals come.”
“Ace Hardware: We’d hit that… with a hammer.”
“Ace Hardware: Can’t turn up the heat in the bedroom? Come see us! We’ll give you tips on how to fix your furnace!”
“Ace Hardware: Having trouble screwing? Remember, righty tighty, lefty loosey!”
“Ace Hardware: We would hope your erection lasts longer than four hours!”
this is helarious
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