signs that are perceived as calm but are actual angry little demons inside: cancer, virgo, pisces, taurus, gemini
signs that are perceived as angry but are actually calm inside: scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius, leo
I do what I want: libra
Raging fire breathing dragon at all times: capricorn, aries

The signs as iconic yaoi things

Aries: seme has huge shoulders tiny head
Taurus: shounen maid kuro-kun
Gemini: yaoi hands
Cancer: squishy noises
Leo: “b-but we’re both guys..”
Virgo: boku no pico
Libra: no lube
Scorpio: enzai
Sagittarius: “e-eh, ah, w-wait, ooOOH!”
Capricorn: “wait, i- i just came, you cant— Gah!”
Aquarius: seme ignoring everything the uke says
Pisces: “d-don’t touch their.. Its dirty..”

the signs as popular anime openings

secondkirasuspect:

Aries:

Resonance – Soul Eater  
Taurus: Catch You, Catch Me – Cardcaptor Sakura 
Gemini: Kimi Janakya Dame Mitai – Gekkan Shojou Nozaki-kun 
Cancer: Moonlight Densetsu – Sailor Moon
Leo: GO!! (Fighting Dreamers) – Naruto 
Virgo: Ready, Steady, Go! – Fullmetal Alchemist 
Libra:

Change the World – Inuyasha

Scorpio: 

Unravel – Tokyo Ghoul 
Sagittarius: Core Pride – Aoi no Exorcist 
Capricorn: The World – Death Note 
Aquarius: 

Asterisk – Bleach

Pisces: Sakura Kiss – Ouran High School Host Club

signs that are perceived as calm but are actual angry little demons inside: cancer, virgo, pisces, taurus, gemini
signs that are perceived as angry but are actually calm inside: scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius, leo
I do what I want: libra
Raging fire breathing dragon at all times: capricorn, aries