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Private eye: *holds up photo* Have you seen this guy around here recently?
Me: I don’t know, my memory isn’t all that great, if you know what I mean
Private eye: *slides me $50* Maybe this would help you remember?
Me, pocketing the money: Wow thanks dude, don’t know if it’ll do much to help but i’m willing to try anything at this point, by the way what was your name again? i know you told me like a minute ago but I kinda forgot
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