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ruzuki:

(I was thinking about sending this to you but I was thinking no I still gotta answer all these RPs I’m doing but this one sounds really fun so lets do this >=D)

Number: 4. A bunch of dildos

(I made the mistake of taking a drink of my water while checking the list to see what the number generated corresponded to and nearly spit my water all over my desk. omfg this is something Lavi would get Allen, not the other way around…)

Allen was very glad he had a great poker-face as he held out a box to Lavi.

“Happy Birthday Lavi!” He said with a grin, barely able to keep his voice steady. He was glad that he had been able to catch Lavi hiding in an unoccupied lounge, there was no way he would give Lavi this present in front of others, even if it were obviously a joke. He did try to maintain an innocent image, after all. But the idea of Lavi’s expression as he opened the box was too tempting, so Allen gave into the temptation of giving Lavi a prank gift.

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The redhead crossed his arms and frowned
more. “Well yes. But do ya really think I’m
gonna go my whole life without gettin’ off?
Just because I ain’t supposed ta, doesn’t
mean I’m not gonna.” 

He sighed and shook his head. “I’m already
breakin’ rules, so what does it matter?”

“Ah… Well…. yea, I never really thought about it…” Allen said awkwardly. He felt like he was really messing up the whole ‘joke gift’ thing. Wasn’t this supposed to be funny? 

“I guess I just thought you would have thought the gift was funny… and didn’t really think about anything past that.”

Surprise! ((Because we need to rp more. :3))

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ruzuki:

(I was thinking about sending this to you but I was thinking no I still gotta answer all these RPs I’m doing but this one sounds really fun so lets do this >=D)

Number: 4. A bunch of dildos

(I made the mistake of taking a drink of my water while checking the list to see what the number generated corresponded to and nearly spit my water all over my desk. omfg this is something Lavi would get Allen, not the other way around…)

Allen was very glad he had a great poker-face as he held out a box to Lavi.

“Happy Birthday Lavi!” He said with a grin, barely able to keep his voice steady. He was glad that he had been able to catch Lavi hiding in an unoccupied lounge, there was no way he would give Lavi this present in front of others, even if it were obviously a joke. He did try to maintain an innocent image, after all. But the idea of Lavi’s expression as he opened the box was too tempting, so Allen gave into the temptation of giving Lavi a prank gift.

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Lavi raised an eyebrow, a little confused
by the way the other was acting. “Y’know
I was just jokin’ right? I mean… Yea. I do
that. But I was just tryin’ ta get a reaction
outta ya.” He definitely hadn’t been expecting
Allen to get this awkward and try to leave.

“I’m sorry if I weirded ya out or somethin’,
Al.” He frowned. 

“Its not that its weird…” Allen mumbled, not looking at Lavi. “I… just didn’t really… I kind of thought Bookman were not really supposed to care about people, I guess. You had said something like that in the Ark… I assumed that also applied to… physical relationships.” He hadn’t thought about consciously before, but he had assumed Lavi had never had a relationship. He didn’t have much to base that assumption on, besides Lavi’s general weird behavior around attractive women, and his guess that Bookman were not supposed to care about people.

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“Don’t think, just do.” He mumbled, cheeks
tinting red a little. His eye widened a bit
when he felt Allen’s lips on his, but he
relaxed after a second and gently kissed back.

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Allen wrapped his arms around Lavi’s shoulders, pulling him closer as they kissed. After a few more moments, he pulled away a bit and gave Lavi a shy smile.

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ruzuki:

(I was thinking about sending this to you but I was thinking no I still gotta answer all these RPs I’m doing but this one sounds really fun so lets do this >=D)

Number: 4. A bunch of dildos

(I made the mistake of taking a drink of my water while checking the list to see what the number generated corresponded to and nearly spit my water all over my desk. omfg this is something Lavi would get Allen, not the other way around…)

Allen was very glad he had a great poker-face as he held out a box to Lavi.

“Happy Birthday Lavi!” He said with a grin, barely able to keep his voice steady. He was glad that he had been able to catch Lavi hiding in an unoccupied lounge, there was no way he would give Lavi this present in front of others, even if it were obviously a joke. He did try to maintain an innocent image, after all. But the idea of Lavi’s expression as he opened the box was too tempting, so Allen gave into the temptation of giving Lavi a prank gift.

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“Oh definitely. Can’t let such a great gift
go ta waste, y’know.” He was mostly just
messing with the other now. He just wanted
to see how he’d react. Though he seemed
pretty calm right now.

Allen felt like this prank was backfiring somehow, though he wasn’t even sure exactly why he felt so bothered at the idea of Lavi making use of this gift. Or maybe it was the idea he would be making use of it with someone else?

“Umm, yea, I guess…” he wasn’t sure how to respond to that kind of stuff. If it were Cross, he would have thrown a bottle at his head or something… but Lavi implying he did things like that? It just made his chest hurt to even think about…

“Well… glad you like it. I, um, gotta… go help Jerry with something.” Allen said, deciding he would rather just not think about why this was making him feel bad.

Surprise! ((Because we need to rp more. :3))

literaryepeolatry:

ruzuki:

(I was thinking about sending this to you but I was thinking no I still gotta answer all these RPs I’m doing but this one sounds really fun so lets do this >=D)

Number: 4. A bunch of dildos

(I made the mistake of taking a drink of my water while checking the list to see what the number generated corresponded to and nearly spit my water all over my desk. omfg this is something Lavi would get Allen, not the other way around…)

Allen was very glad he had a great poker-face as he held out a box to Lavi.

“Happy Birthday Lavi!” He said with a grin, barely able to keep his voice steady. He was glad that he had been able to catch Lavi hiding in an unoccupied lounge, there was no way he would give Lavi this present in front of others, even if it were obviously a joke. He did try to maintain an innocent image, after all. But the idea of Lavi’s expression as he opened the box was too tempting, so Allen gave into the temptation of giving Lavi a prank gift.

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“Alright then.” He muttered, closing the box
and putting it to the side. He thought for a
moment and then smirked at Allen, ‘winking’
at him. “Thanks, Sprout. I’m sure I’ll find
some use for these things.”

Allen had not expected that sort of reaction. He resisted the curious and jealous urge to ask ‘What sort of use?’, and laughed awkwardly.

“Well I guess its good that they’re still useful, even as a joke…” he said, scratching the back of his head.

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Lavi chuckled and gently ran his fingers
through Allen’s hair. “C’mon Al, I can’t
read yer mind.”

“I know…” Allen said softly. “I’ve just… never did anything like this before, so I dont really know… what to do, or whats too much.” His only role-model for anything ‘romance’ related had been Cross, whom he didn’t consider an accurate representation of what to do.
Maybe I’m over-thinking this… should I just…?
Allen tilted his head up to softly press his lips against Lavi’s.

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“Well… It’s up ta you. What do ya want ta
do?” He knew what he wanted, but he’d
rather find out what Allen wanted before
mentioning it.

Quite a few ideas came to mind, but Allen knew he wouldn’t be brave enough to act on them for a while. Instead, his cheeks burning, he hugged Lavi again and laid his head against Lavi’s shoulder.

Surprise! ((Because we need to rp more. :3))

literaryepeolatry:

ruzuki:

(I was thinking about sending this to you but I was thinking no I still gotta answer all these RPs I’m doing but this one sounds really fun so lets do this >=D)

Number: 4. A bunch of dildos

(I made the mistake of taking a drink of my water while checking the list to see what the number generated corresponded to and nearly spit my water all over my desk. omfg this is something Lavi would get Allen, not the other way around…)

Allen was very glad he had a great poker-face as he held out a box to Lavi.

“Happy Birthday Lavi!” He said with a grin, barely able to keep his voice steady. He was glad that he had been able to catch Lavi hiding in an unoccupied lounge, there was no way he would give Lavi this present in front of others, even if it were obviously a joke. He did try to maintain an innocent image, after all. But the idea of Lavi’s expression as he opened the box was too tempting, so Allen gave into the temptation of giving Lavi a prank gift.

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“Right…” He muttered. How could he have
forgotten that the white haired male spent
so much time with Cross? “So. Where’d
ya even find these? When did ya even have
time ta get this many?”

“Oh, I have my ways…” Allen said.

He didn’t really want Lavi to know he had spent his whole day off lurking around the block of the adult shop, trying to make himself to go in and buy so many as if it were normal. Of course, he had no problem finding the place, after all he had been through with Cross.

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Lavi smiled widely. “I’m glad ta hear that.”

Allen returned the smile, and stood there awkwardly for a few moments.

“So… umm… Now what?” he asked. He didn’t really know how to act in this sort of situation, the only similar experience he had to go on was what he saw growing up with Cross, and he didn’t want to imitate that at all.