Tag: RP Prompt

🎃 Smut Sentence Starters 🎃

smut-101:

Have a smutty Halloween!

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“I promised a reward if you did a couple’s costume with me this year. Well, I’m ready to pay up.” 

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“I’m not sure how, but you have melted chocolate on your neck. I’ll get it off for you.”

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“You scared me, you jerk! Feel how fast my heart is beating.”

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“I can’t look! I’m hiding my face in your lap.”  

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“Bobbing for apples is so gross. If I’m going to swap spit with a stranger, I’d rather just make out with you.”

🎃 “Do you think I can lick my way down to the stick of this lollipop? Can you keep your hands to yourself while I try?”

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“There’s hay from the truck-bed all over my ass. Can you help me get it off?”

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“This is usually the part in the slasher flick where the horny couple sneaks away from the group… follow me, unless you’re scared.”

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“I’ve never seen a sexier costume in my life. Keep it on.”

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“They say you feel cold when you’re in the presence of a ghost. What’s it mean when you start getting hot?”

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“How hard can you bite with those plastic fangs in your mouth?”

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“Halloween is basically an excuse for you to walk the streets in lingerie –and I love every second of it.”

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“I’m sorry, babe. Scaring you seemed like a funny idea at the time. Let me make it up to you?”

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“It was really sweet of you to give all of your candy to my [insert any relative]. It makes me want to give you something sweet too.”

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“The Ouija board just spelled ‘fuck’ and I think we should listen to it.”

RP-Starters: Bad Day

hasuheishi:

memeattic:

(Sentences, some slightly edited, are from Bad Day (Side Effects)

“It’s been a bad day.”

“I lied.”

“I made this mess.”

”Just open up.”

“You act so strong.”

“Wish I was gone.”

“You think you had a bad day?”

“Think you had it rough?”

“I’ve taken all I can take, now I’ve had enough.”

“It gets more tough.”

“You guys are so lame.”

“At least I’m awake.”

“You lie each night.”

“You pretend you’re alright.”

“Read my tattoo, it says ‘screw you.’”

“Just give it up.”

“I learnt it from you.”

“Hey, I’m right here!”

“Nobody cares.”

“Please, don’t go on.”

“There’s nothing wrong.”

“But we’re barely holding on.”

“____, tell the truth.”

“It’s time they knew.”

“If you won’t speak up, then I’m going to.”

“We lost the house…”

“How’d you do that?”

“It’s not my fault.”

“It’s all we have.”

“Oh, he’s not wrong.”

“Hey! I’m not dumb!”

“I’m barely holding on.”

“Shut up!”

“Enough!”

Non-romantic fluff starters

bottomlessperdition:

  • “Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
  • “I just really need a hug right now…”
  • “You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
  • “Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
  • “It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
  • “Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
  • “I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
  • “We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
  • “This would look so cute on you!”
  • “Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
  • “I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
  • “You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
  • “I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
  • “Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
  • “My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
  • “Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
  • “After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
  • “Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
  • “C’mon, I need a Player 2.”
  • “I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
  • “If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
  • “What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
  • “When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
  • “Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
  • “It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
  • “It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
  • “Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
  • “Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
  • “I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
  • “C’mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
  • “I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
  • “I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
  • “HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
  • “Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
  • “If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
  • “Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
  • “THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
  • “I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
  • “If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
  • “I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
  • “Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
  • “The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
  • “You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
  • “I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
  • “There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
  • “Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
  • “Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
  • “That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
  • “If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
  • “We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

send my muse a pick up line

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Were do you hide your wings?

Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.

Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?

We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

Writes on a napkin: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.”

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

Will you marry me for just one night?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

What are you doing tonight beside me?

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted?

What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You look like trash, may I take you out?

Roommate Starters

“Have you seen my stuff?”
“Oh my god, lock the door next time!”
“Clean up your things, you aren’t the only one here.”
“Have you taken out the trash yet?”
“I’ll be doing the laundry today, so, give me all the dirty clothes.”
“What did I say about putting the dishes in the sink?”
“Didn’t I say you couldn’t bring anyone here?”
“…We need a bigger dorm room.”
“God, why am I stuck with you?”
“Oh shit it’s you!”
“We are never going to last long here in this room together.”
“I’m taking the top bunk!”
“Oh no, you’re taking the bottom bunk!”
“Whoever wins gets the top bunk.”
“Was… was this left by the older occupants of this dorm?”
“Oh god, ew, they didn’t even bother to clean the room up!”
“Would you prefer to sleep together or do you want either the top or the bottom bunk?”

Cliche horror movie-Edition {Sentence Starters}

“I think we should start running. Now!”
“I’m telling you, there’s something in there!”
“There’s someone out there.”
“It’s right behind me, isn’t it…?”
“Should we go see what that was?”
“What the hell was that sound?”
“You’re just imagining things.”
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
“Why are you doing this?!”
“Are you sure we’re alone here?”
“Don’t move. There’s something behind you.”
“There’s no such thing as ghosts/monsters/etc.”
“I feel like someone’s watching us.”
“Oh my god, he’s here, he’s coming for me!”
“If you let me go, I won’t tell anyone, I swear!”
“I don’t feel safe here. We should leave.”
“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“There’s nothing out there! I’ll prove it!”
“There’s a freaking ghost after us!”
“You look so cute when you’re asleep.”
“You saw a _______? Really? Maybe you were imagining it.”
“I don’t think we’re alone here.”
“Calm down. Nothing can get in here.”
“Don’t try to run. You won’t get far.”