Tag: RP Prompt

Affection Starters!

dragon-memes:

“Your hair is so soft…” 

“It’s too cold! Get back here…” 

“No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” 

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!” 

“C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working!” 

“Surprise tickle attack!” 

“Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” 

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” 

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 

“I didn’t mean to leave you alone for so long—come here, I missed you.” 

“Are you wearing my shirt?” 

“Ssh, you’re safe. I wont let go of you.” 

“What, does that feel good?” 

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” 

sleep sentence starters 💤

“*yawn* I’m not tired I swear…”
“I’m too tired for this shit.”
“Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You’re so comfy..”
“You can take a nap on me if you want.”
*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*
“I just had the weirdest dream… and you were in it!”
“My snoring’s not that bad…”
“I do not snore!”
“Do I really snore?”
“I’m trying to sleep here!”
“That doesn’t look like a very comfortable place to sleep.”
*yawn*
“I do not drool when I sleep!”
“Do I really drool when I sleep?”
“If you do the cold water prank on me while I’m sleeping I’ll kill you.”
“If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I’m sleeping you’re dead to me.”
*sleepy mumbling noises*
“Do I really talk in my sleep?”
“Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?”
“Have a nice nap?”
“Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite.”
“Want me to sing you a lullaby?”
“Having trouble sleeping?”
“You can sleep in my bed if you want.”
“Your snoring kept me up all night.”
“Go to sleep already…”
“You were crying in your sleep… is everything alright?”
“Bad dreams again?”
“Not another nightmare is it?”
“You look exhausted, you should get some sleep.”
*draws mustache on you while you sleep*
“You woke me up… I was having a nice nap too…”
“I wanna go back to bed…”
“Wh-? I jus’ woke up…”
“You sleep too much.”
“You don’t sleep enough”
“You look so cute when you’re asleep. So peaceful.”
“Sometimes I watch you sleep.”

Sick day rp starters

dustyrpmemes:

  • Here, take some medicine.
  • I got you something for your head.
  • Want me to make you some soup?
  • I made you something to eat, c’mon, at least try it.
  • How’re you feeling?
  • You don’t look so good, maybe you should sit down.
  • Did you sleep at all last night? You look like hell.
  • Yeah, you’re burning up. Lay down, I’ll get you some medicine. 
  • Gross! You got puke on my shoes.
  • If you’re going to vomit at least do it away from me.
  • Just sleep, you need it. I’ll still be here when you wake up.
  • Don’t worry about getting me sick, I’ll be fine. 
  • Nope, you’re going back to bed. Shoo. Go.
  • You’re not leaving the house like this, we’ll reschedule our plans.
  • Cover your mouth when you cough, geeze. 

Ugly Meeting Prompts

rpmememaker:

If you’re sick of starters all happy and sweet, send one in so our muses can meet!

  • “Watch where you’re going, asshole!”
  • “Hey, did you just touch me?!”
  • “What are you doing in my house?!”
  • “Oh god, please don’t be sick.”
  • “Oh god, you’re choking- oh, wait, you’re not…”
  • “Stay still, there’s some kind of animal on your head- oh, that’s your hair…”
  • “Excuse me, but that’s my seat.”
  • “Down in front?! Down in front this!”
  • “If you put your feet on the back of my chair one more time…”
  • “Get out of the road!”
  • “Oh my god, did I hit you just now?! I’m so sorry!”
  • “DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE! I’ll explain later!”
  • “D- did you just- throw up on me?!”
  • “Genius?! That book sucks! I’m sorry, I just have to interrupt!”
  • “ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE- oh god I’m sorry I didn’t know you were an aquaphobe!”
  • “Stop hitting my ankles with your cane, or I don’t know what I’ll do!”
  • “Move it! I have places to be!”
  • “It’s called the heimlich and I was trying to save your life. How was I supposed to know you weren’t even choking?”
  • “JESUS CHRIST, DON’T EAT THAT, IT’LL KILL YOU!”
  • “Hey, you don’t know me, but I can’t help but notice you look and smell like death.”
  • “I- I didn’t think you’d hear me!”