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ithinkimdemi-iknowimobsesed:

asexualspectrumspector:

iamagreenturtle:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”

“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”

“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

and those puns are literally the best

“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”

“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”

“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”

“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”

“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”

“Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”

“Ace: The punny place.”

“Ace Hardware: Where all the asexuals come.”

“Ace Hardware: We’d hit that… with a hammer.”

“Ace Hardware: Can’t turn up the heat in the bedroom? Come see us! We’ll give you tips on how to fix your furnace!”

“Ace Hardware: Having trouble screwing? Remember, righty tighty, lefty loosey!”

“Ace Hardware: We would hope your erection lasts longer than four hours!”

this is helarious

Starters based on fandom reactions to the new Gravity Falls episode

bunchofrpmemes:

  • Are you fucking kidding me?!
  • I can’t wait two weeks! I need it now!
  • I’m full of fear and pain.
  • We’re doomed.

  • I was so naïve…

    so naïve!

  • He really fucked up everything.
  • So, anyway, I guess the world is fucking ending.
  • Why do we glorify you? You’re a literal demon.
  • I don’t think I’ve ever been this emotionally fucked up by a work of fiction before.
  • I wasn’t ready!
  • Good luck sleeping tonight!
  • I don’t blame him. He didn’t know any better.
  • What the fuck is happening?! I am so pissed off!
  • On the plus side, I guess this means [we] don’t have to go back to school.
  • I can’t move, I’m in shock.
  • Someone hold me.
  • It’s party time!
  • [You’re] just so committed to seeing everything in a bad light.
  • This is what geometry has come to.
  • I broke my family. I let them down and made them hurt.
  • Who the fuck keeps an apprentice? Is this the Middle Ages?

  • Can’t you see the end of the world is coming?

  • For the record, I’ve hated him ever since the beginning.
  • Could we please stop blaming the children for this mess and start blaming the demon?
  • Welcome to the sad hole, home of sadness.
  • I didn’t know it was possible to hate triangles this much.
  • What the everloving fuck did I just watch?
  • Don’t do this to me, I am young.
  • Is it really over?
  • Why must you hurt me so?
  • I welcome you, death.
  • Welp, time to find a new defense mechanism.
  • I haven’t screamed that loudly in a very long time!
  • Time to get back to work, everyone.

All found in the Gravity Falls tag.