Crowd: *doing usual convention nerd stuff*
Crowd: *sudden beeping of pokemon go from everywhere*
Nerd: HOLY SHIT ITS A RAIKOU
Crowd: *SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE IS BATTLING*

grandwraithm:

The Deoxys event.
The event everyone has been waiting for.
Locations are announced.
People are baffled. 
Only one location is listed.
North Groom Lake, Nevada.
Area 51.
Millions of Pokemon fans await on the border by the signs “Will Shoot on Sight”
They can’t kill all of us
We charge. 
We Run.
Many die, but most make it.
We break into Area 51
The military is baffled
They scream “It’s a revolution!”
The president is called
But they realize
The president is in Area 51
Standing tall and they say only one thing.
“Deoxys”.

Me: Aight Mr. President, tell me where it is.
President: I’m not telling you anything. You can’t prove this.
Me: *slams fists on the table* DAMMIT tell me where the Red Genesect is, I know you’ve been hiding him.
President: What makes you so sure, huh?!
Me: FIRE CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS WHERE IS THE ROBOT BUG?!

Kids (before phones): Um, excuse me, ma’am, our ball rolled into your yard. May we get it back?
Kids (after phones): MA’AM THERE’S A MEW IN YOUR BACKYARD, may we please catch it?
Lady: holy shit let’s go

Me:*breaks open door to mansion*
butler: What are you doing here?How did you get past the guarded gates?
Me: *points to ceiling*There is a fucking chandelure in here
Butler: fuck cleaning the shelves catch that motherfucker

me, jumping into active volcano: I’M COMING FOR YOU, GROUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!