In starbucks taking photos of a guy taking creepshots of young college girls. It’s currently a standoff, because he realized what I’m doing and is paralyzed with indecision.
Update: I have told him he can put them on reddit if I can put him on tumblr. He’s turning red. People are staring. He’s showing me that he is deleting them.
A god among us mortals, tbh.
If he has an iPhone, deleted photos go into a deleted folder until you go into that folder and clear em out. just fyi for everyone…
Aries: the feeling of someones heartbeat, the sound of childrens laughter, the taste of citrus, the sight of an open field in the beginning of spring, the smell of baby powder.
Taurus: the feeling of walking bear foot on grass, the sound of change in a jar, the taste of…
Virgo’s is funny because its all things I hate lol except the cookout one
I am old enough now for Firefox to lump me in with the old people.
Some customers do not understand the concept that if I am on the other side of a counter I probably want some space, you dont need to lean over the counter and get in my face to talk to me. =.=
THE FUCK IS A SMORE I DONT HAVE SMORE HERE I WANT SMORE
You have never heard of s’mores?!
Are s’mores an American thing??
Basically its a campfire or barbeque dessert, you stick a marshmallow on a stick to heat it up until its goopy, or on fire, depending on your preference, then you take two graham cracker squares and a piece of hersheys chocolate and turn the whole thing into a sandwich of yumminess.
This is one of the very few things I like marshmallows with.
*fire alarm tester guy comes in and looks around*
tester guy: “Are there any other exits to this building?”
Me *with a straight face*: “Nope. if there’s a fire in front of that door we are all trapped and dead.”
Tester guy *also straight face*: “Ok cool thanks.”
*student worker muffles laughter in the corner*
I hate fire alarm testing.
Every 1-3 minutes, the fire alarms go off. This has been going on for three hours now. There are not enough rooms in this sector for them to need to take three fucking hours testing the alarms!
The student is joking that maybe they have a bet on how long they can do this until we crack.
I told him: jokes on them, we are all too timid/polite people to actually go complain about it.
One of my coworkers just announced ‘Im gonna go get drugs from my drug dealer, be right back’
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