Its only Monday and I am already so tired…

I did it!

Ha ha fuck you InDesign.

If anyone’s actually interested, what I was trying to do was import data using a plugin that uses that code in the box to auto-format the imported data… and I wanted it to automatically flow to create as many new pages as necessary to fit the data.

Two hours spent reading the stupid plugin’s manual to make that code work.

Another hour on Google trying to get the autoflow to work and auto-create pages.

Goddamn I deserve a raise. This is so not the level of work in my job description.

I realize now how little I am used to actually having difficulty doing anything computer related… usually it all just comes so easily I am getting so frustrated that I cant figure out how to make this do what I want…

therightnippleofarcher:

consider:

your male fav in lacy underwear

your male fav in thigh highs and booty shorts

Ugh this program at work is making me want to throw my computer out of a window.

wtf Im following the goddamn manual why wont you work stupid program?

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

Also

purple-inukshuk:

liberallogic101:

spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2.

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I think the lesson here is quick addition, where you try to make as many 10′s as possible to make the addition quicker… I dont remember if I was actually taught this, but I do it all the time to add a lot of numbers.

like 3+5+7+6+9+2=???

You put the 3+7 together to get a 10, move 1 away from the six and combine with the 9 to make a 10, combine the 5 left over from the 6 with the other 5 to make a 10, and you have three 10′s with 2 leftover so the answer is 32.

The above problem is just a really fucking stupid way of wording what the teacher wants them to do.

I always get depressed when I realize I have no one who is willing to go to the ER with me at 2am

Random Explosm Comic Generator: ImpossibleBattleHands

Someone stop me

I love Fridays in the summer. The office is closed but we can choose to still work if we dont want to do 10 hour workdays. I’m the only one who chose to work today. My boss is here, but shes in her office so there’s no one to judge me as I dance along to the Pokemon theme as I prep my ramen lunch in the kitchen.