At this point, whenever I hear someone say ‘Ill be speaking to my lawyer’, instead of worrying about being fired, I worry about why they have a lawyer. Is that just something you are supposed to go and get as an adult? Am I supposed to have a lawyer too???

exorcistshepryandakumacheree:

sophielostandfound:

basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

#there comes a time in every fandom#you have reached the last ao3 page#when the well has run dry#you look out at that barren plain#heave a sigh#go back to the first page#lower your standards#and start again (via archnemeton)

these are the truest fucking tags.

we have all known this painful lowering of standards.

And then you read all of the ones out there, bad or good, quality or no, and then you debate whether you want to write your own or try and be patient.

And writing your own is so much effort so you just daydream your own instead >.>

tharook:

asksecularwitch:

vincentvangozer:

derinthemadscientist:

mickeyrowan:

having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

I knocked mine over yesterday and scraped off some of the outer barrier and it keeps sending me really annoying warning messages about it

blood.dll has caused an access violation exception

I still can’t figure off how to turn off the monthly compile time. It goes for like 7 days wrecks all the system and takes so much CPU time. 

I got the wrong model, too, and there’s no returns or exchange policy. I’m trying to make do as best I can with aftermarket modifications, but even that’s a real bind. And then I have to deal with all the purists who try to tell me I should be happy with the model I was given.

Mine is fucking defective too. No mods will be able to fix some of the problems.