we’re all just joking about climbing mountains and driving towards tornados for pokemon but we all know that the second you see an espurr yo’re gonna run in the opposite direction
Am I missing a joke here? Besides the ‘Oh Ed is small so the small cup is for him’ joke? Like I dont even drink coffee on any regular basis but I recognize that as a cup for creamer…
Jurassic Park would have worked if they had just bred herbivores
But the whole point of breeding a ‘super-dinosaur’ in the Jurassic World is because kids wanted scary brutal carnivores. So they had to appeal to what the customers wanted. Corporations do stupid shit for money.
Ok Ive been busy having migraines all weekend, time to reply to the things
Brain: “It should be illegal for it to be this hot.”
Me: “But laws don’t control the weather…”
Brain: “IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR IT TO BE THIS HOT!”
I’m having a thing done to my arm today. Probably will be in too much pain to type well for the next week, so replies will be slow (and maybe short cause Ill be typing with only right hand…)
I added this fake health brochure about Donald Trump to a doctor’s waiting room
There should be a download link for an edit-able file so we can print our own to put around in our own doctors offices XD
So the neighbor has this little dog that they dont keep on a leash for some reason so it has now chased my cat THREE times. It doesn’t seem aggressive but Mali is having none of that shit. First time she ran into my room, second time my door was closed and so she got on top of the fence somehow, which was impressive considering how fat she is, but Taylor saw it happen and told me so I could go get Mali. Yesterday was the first time I actually was outside to see what happened. So the dog comes running and me and Taylor yelled at the dog and tried to keep it from following Mali into the backyard… it didn’t look aggressive which was the only thing that kept me from running too, but my door was open so it WENT INTO MY ROOM INSTEAD.
I cried and Taylor got it out of my room and a guy came to get the dog while I went to find Mali instead. Took like 3 minutes to get Mali out from behind the laundry shed… And I had to carry her into my room to show her the dog was gone because she refused to go inside.
So yea that was my yesterday thing that was very stressful… at least Mali was ok once I showed her that the dog was not in the house.
In other Mali related news, my landlord is looking into getting me a new door and installing a cat door.
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