First a quick explanation for those casual viewers or new fans: At the end of “Weirdmageddon 4: Take Back the Falls”, on a bus seat there is a cryptogram that decoded to, “HIDDEN DEEP WITHIN THE WOODS A BURIED TREASURE WAITS, SECRETS LOST AND STATUES FOUND BEYOND THE RUSTY GATES”
This presumably refers to the short clip of a REAL Bill statue somewhere in the woods.
A few hours ago (on July 20, 2016) Alex Hirsch started off with the following messages:
Finally the hunt can begin
So switch your Rubles out for Yen
Turn left when you’re at the shrine’s door
When you reach the statue turn left once more
In the leftmost corner in the back
Is the info that you lack
A sword and a crescent mark the clue
Cipher’s statue’s calling you
Which leads us to the Kanda Myojin shrine in Japan!
Consider in your quest for truth
The hunter of the fountain of youth
400 before his name is written
Outside the gate is where its hidden
Find what’s LOST to pass the test
From a Shrine that’s east to a Shrine that’s west
Which is a clue to: 400 Ponce De Leon Ave NE, Atlanta, GA 30308. Which is a Shriner temple!
The flyer was rain soaked and faded but clearly included a phone number (323-283-8650), which when called went to an answering machine by Stan— but it’s backwards. Listen to it reversed here.
HELLO, IT’S GRUNKLE STAN AND I HAVE A RIDDLE FOR YOU. WHAT HAS TWO LEGS DURING THE DAY, FOUR LEGS DURING THE NIGHT, AND, UH, IT’S RED AND WHITE AND, I DUNNO, I’M NO GOOD AT THESE RIDDLES.
IT’S AT OCHRE COURT, ALL RIGHT? THE NEXT CLUE, IT’S AT OCHRE COURT. IT’S, UH, IT’S LIKE, IT’S A BIG OLD BUILDING IN RHODE ISLAND. AND IF YOU GO UP THE STAIRS, THERE’S GONNA BE A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF NUNS ON THE WALL.
YOU GOTTA LOOK BEHIND ONE OF THE NUN PICTURES. SISTER MARY HILDA MILEY. REAL, REAL GROUCH, THAT NUN. LIFT UP THE PICTURE TO FIND A CLUE BEHIND THE NUN. ALL RIGHT? THAT’S THE WHOLE THING.
SO, YOU KNOW, BE CAREFUL WITH THE PICTURE. DON’T BREAK IT. I DON’T WANT YOU TO GET ANYONE IN TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT? YOU DON’T WANT OL’ GRUNKLE STAN GOING TO JAIL.
ANYWAY, GO TO THE PLACE, LOOK BEHIND THE NUN, FIND THE THING, AND UH, UH, ALWAYS? BE… MYS… LOOK OUT FOR MYSTERIES!!! THAT IT, DID, DID I DO IT? ALL RIGHT.
across from the stones of the springs
you’ll find some peculiar things
tied to a root is a lone pink key
dig to find what waits for thee
Next stop Salve Regina University in Rhode Island!
Found this, gonna add/update to it so my followers know what Im talking about lol: The Ochre Court clue was found by staff and tossed out, but Alex is going to post a new clue at 12:30 Western US time on his Twitter!
Im screaming, the Bill Cipher statue is real. I am so happy, I had been planning a trip to Oregon for MONTHS, and the trip is literally next week, but I was never 100% certain it was actually real, so in the back of my mind I was always wondering if I was wasting money on something that wasn’t real… Though I might need to update my location depending on findings… hotel is non-refundable, wonder if I could convince them to refund it if necessary… =/
So in between work, Pokemon Go, eating, and sleep, I recently marathoned Rick and Morty, because I heard about it through Gravity Falls and had been meaning to watch it for a while…
Took a few episodes for me to warm up to it, and some of the humor is still not stuff I find funny… but overall, the series is fucking hilarious.
I was disappointed to get to the end, but from how the season ended it seems they are anticipating another…?
Very much an adult show though… When I think of how much Alex liked it, that he got the R&M people to even include little parallels with GF… I wonder what potential Gravity Falls could have had if it had been on Cartoon Network or Adult Swim instead of Disney XD… Like there certainly was quite a bit that the show got away with for being on Disney, but still… Rick seemed like a weird mix of Stan and Ford to me so I cant help but wonder what characters in GF might’ve changed if alcoholism could have been a thing in GF.
*watches newest ep of Star vs FOE*
Me: Wow they finally got around to addressing the Starco ship lol
Me: … They should have named this episode ‘Lets give Tomco shippers some actual material to work with’ tho lol
help Im starting to ship it
THERE IS A PIKACHU SOMEWHERE AND IM TRAPPED INSIDE AT WORK
For everyone playing Pokemon Go…
Make an account on Ingress so you can access the Ingress Intel Map. Niantic used Ingress portals to create the Pokemon Go map, literally every single gym or Pokestop is a portal in Ingress, the Intel Map will help you find good areas to gather items or battle gyms in for Pokemon Go. Look for areas with densely populated portals. Downtown cities, larger shopping centers, tourist locations, and college campuses tend to be GREAT areas.
Also invest in an external power source lol (I have TWO I had bought for Ingress because of events)
I GOT AN INTERVIEW FOR A FULL-TIME POSITION AT ANOTHER DEPARTMENT!
Half of me feels bad because if I get the job, I will be abandoning my department while one of the main employees is on maternity leave.
The other half is just “MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HAH SERVES THAT FUCKER RIGHT FOR BEING A DICK BOSS LETS SEE HIM SINK WHEN I LEAVE AND REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT I WAS AND HOW HE SHOULDN’T HAVE MISTREATED ME!”
And I really need the money tbh, I’m only working 75% right now with my main job, and I just lost my second job… If I get full-time for my main job, Id be making more than I was when I was working the 75% job AND 25 hours at a second job. >.>
And yea, an interview doesn’t mean I get the job… but I have a REALLY good chance, because all I have to do now is convince them that they NEED me, and I already know someone in that department so they know Im hella good with computers lol. Process goes: Interview with hiring committee (this is interview I got), second interview with Dean, Offered/Accept position, Board of Trustees approves, President of College approves, hired!
Its been 70 hours since I had a decent sleep, slept a total of 3 hours in 3 naps in that time… Im not even tired im fucking wired wtf body what are you doing? Is it because I started hiking for like 3 hours after work every day? (I lost my 2nd retail job last week btw lol) I kind of want to drink myself to sleep with the alcohol I bought for Fanime parties that I never went to but I also dont want to drink it because I cant afford any more for months… and also calories… Ok, its like 95% that I dont want useless calories and only 5% that I cant afford more because its actually normal for me to go months without buying alcohol lol…
Gave up trying to sleep like 5 hours ago and did a ton of random research because thats what I do when I cant sleep and I finally decided to attempt to research/diagnose my foot/ankle pain Ive had since Fanime and learned that driving long distances is hindering its recovery
and is probably what caused it in the first place
(I am fully aware working a 2nd job in retail and my recent hiking wasnt helping it heal tho lol) so decided I needed to see if my cars cruise control actually worked or if I was jsut stupid and didnt know how to work it so looked it up in my car manual and then I read my entire car manual and why does my car have a vase??? and learned that if I crash I am probably going to be killed by my airbag because Im short and cant afford the two fucking hundred fucking fourty fucking five fucking dollar pedal extensions to sit far enough away from the steering wheel lol (they recommend at least 10′, I sit like 3′ away XD itll deploy right into my lower ribcage boom XD) Ive also been trying to start Mabinogi for an hour and it requires me to click ok in 3 pop ups and so I click one and go to something else and forget for a while lol but I just clicked the last one so its finally starting now so imma post this
So I’m marching in this pride parade with my college lol
Whats really fucking amazing is how Ive been inactive on here so much and yet I still have like 130+ posts in my queue lol
Ill probably end up inactive again for a while longer after I find more Fanime photos to appease my coworkers… Its summer so I have more days off, but I also am still working two jobs because I decided fuck this job that has been giving me so much stress, and Im planning on saving up to just move away from this overpriced state entirely XD
Also I am gonna go hiking in Oregon and find that fucking Bill Cipher statue, yall watch. I booked a motel room and everything its happening fucking Gravity Falls forest adventure I even have a Dipper Pine Tree hat.
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