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ruzuki:

(I was thinking about sending this to you but I was thinking no I still gotta answer all these RPs I’m doing but this one sounds really fun so lets do this >=D)

Number: 4. A bunch of dildos

(I made the mistake of taking a drink of my water while checking the list to see what the number generated corresponded to and nearly spit my water all over my desk. omfg this is something Lavi would get Allen, not the other way around…)

Allen was very glad he had a great poker-face as he held out a box to Lavi.

“Happy Birthday Lavi!” He said with a grin, barely able to keep his voice steady. He was glad that he had been able to catch Lavi hiding in an unoccupied lounge, there was no way he would give Lavi this present in front of others, even if it were obviously a joke. He did try to maintain an innocent image, after all. But the idea of Lavi’s expression as he opened the box was too tempting, so Allen gave into the temptation of giving Lavi a prank gift.

Lavi smiled widely when the white haired
boy approached him with a box. “Thanks
Al!” He proclaimed, pulling him into a hug
before taking the box from him. “Ya didn’t
have ta get me anythin’. But I ain’t givin’
it back!” He took a minute to think about
what the other might have gotten him
before opening the box.

As soon as he saw what was inside, his
eye widened. “Al, what the fuck?” He
looked up at his friend, overly confused. 
“Where the hell did ya even get these?
I didn’t even know ya knew what these
were, ta be honest…”

One look at Lavi’s confused face, and Allen couldn’t contain his laughter any longer. This was so worth the money…

“Lavi, remember who my master is. Of course I know about stuff like this.“ he said, still chuckling. “I overheard some people saying this was a fun prank gift to give to people, so… I thought you would be the least likely to injure me if I tried it.”