obsessedwithwriting:

ESFP

– in a constant loop between “you know what FUCK SOCIETY I WILL LIVE MY LIFE HOWEVER I WANT AND DO WHATEVER I WANT” and “i still lowkey want to please people around me and not cause too much conflict tho”

– that thing when an ESFP starts describing a situation and they play out all people in it and they do it SO GOOD and it’s SO FUNNY do they all do that

– at the centre of attention is where they will be

– somehow doesn’t exactly belong to any group but is considered a part of every group

– me: oh yesterday I’ve met /that person you have no chances of knowing/

ESFP: ooooOOOH I KNOW THEM

me: how

– is never home but somehow manages to sleep?????

ENFP

– BEST LITERARY TASTES. If ENFP tells you to read that book you go read that book I’m telling you

– “and they told me to do it but you know it’s stupid so i’m not gonna do it”

– can be super annoyed by people they love, but remains loyal to their group

– angry with all their body, vivid gestures included. generally they are moving all the time.

– somehow pretty charismatic and it looks like they feel easy in a leader position

– life isn’t a competition EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT IS

ESTP

– i know only one and they are the class president somehow??????

– “WHEN I SEE MY MOTHER CRY I’M READY TO KILL SOME FUCKERS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW”

ENTP

– awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

– puns

– i mean puns, ready to write to you at 3 AM just to proudly write a pun they’ve just come up with

– oh no you are sad??? it’s okay they will bake cookies or smh

– the more personal conversation gets the more “lmao” there is

– you can say when they feel happy to be around you and it’s just so adorable

– they are so smart & try to act like they aren’t & everyone can see they are smart anyway so you failed, entp

– entp: i’m going to try doing that new thing and it will be awesome and i will love it!

entp, later: it sucks

entp, even more later: NO YOU KNOW IT WAS COOL ALL ALONG

– *drinks awful juice for the first time* *eats awful meal for the first time* “ohhh it’s… pretty good!”

– really happy to be a part of some group but won’t say it out loud

– “and it was THEN when my Fe destroyed me!!”

INFP

– looks pretty egocentric & has the lowest self-esteem around

– “if I don’t like it I won’t do it, it’s just that easy”

– they are all attention whores (me too, infps)

– w r i t i n g

ISTP

– SO LOYAL LIKE IF AN ISTP LIKES YOU THERE’S LIKE 0.000001% CHANCE THAT THEY WILL EVER LET YOU GO

– after reading this will probably try explaining to me why the math comparison was wrong and didn’t fit

– have such a hard time expressing their feelings

– if they like you and they can talk to you about their day they are so happy? just talk about what they were doing, really.

– “i feel bad? well i guess i will just bottle it up forever”

– can be rly rly quiet & needs a lot of alone time

– there’s objective logic everywhere just let me find it logic is my bitch

– they will be frustrated if you don’t make sense to them but they will try to understand – if not because they like you then at least for science reasons because “what is that wild creature and why do they act like that, i must observe”

– “sarcasm is the only way I speak”

INTP

– I LOVE

– when I start talking to an INTP the 7 hours long conversation is almost guaranteed

– they seem so genuinely interested in what you have to say and ask questions and stuff & what they say makes you genuinely interested as well because they have such an interesting knowledge on subjects you’ve never thought about

– “on the other side tho”

– puns

– on most subjects it’s really easy to convince them because they are always open to see the other side’s point of view

– usually remembers all you’ve told them but always asks if they remember correctly

– intp: OKAY I MADE UP MY MIND

intp, a day later: ON THE OTHER SIDE,

– “look at that dog!”

– mood swings

– so adorable just let me hug them all

INFJ

– takes care of your shit since you’ve met them

– “NO YOU KNOW WHAT. I’M NOT DOING THIS SHIT FOR THEM THIS TIME. THEY WILL HAVE TO MANAGE IT ON THEIR OWN. I’M DONE HELPING THEM. *does this shit for them because of course they won’t manage it on their own so someone has to*”

– saves the world since they were born

– will try to help, joke about how they failed to help, beat themselves internally over how they failed to help

– OKAY TIME FOR ANOTHER SELF-DEPRACATING JOKE

– you: *starts feeling bad*

INFJ, a second later, out of nowhere: hey are you okay?

– MAKES PLANS. SO MANY PLANS. HOW CAN YOU MANAGE ALL THESE PLANS.

– “i’ve been planning on reading/watching it one day since 2004 but I haven’t found any time since then”

– “my Fe can tolerate your stupidity but my Ni-Ti is so done”

– always done with humanity

– *snarky commentary*

ISTJ

– “so usually when I wake up I have a strict plan of how this day is going to look like and it’s extremely pissing off when something doesn’t go according to that plan”

– ISTJ: *is doing homework for ten hours*

me: do you maybe want to—

ISTJ: NO I WON’T COPY OFF YOUR HOMEWORK I’M NOT WEAK

– somehow really wants to show you that you are important to them, even if they are awkward with feelings

– that smile they have when they talk about people they love doing stuff

– also that excited voice they have while doing so

– “I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND. HOW CAN YOU JUST… NOT BE PREPARED.”

– their anger is so cold and so visible

– some values are not to be touched!

INTJ

– really really REALLY cares about people they like

– is really sensitive for their loved ones’ pain and really awkward when trying to comfort them but boy do they try

– that person that will come back for you after the group wanders off and you are left behind

– INTJ, about really hard situations they’ve been through: “this wasn’t such a big deal tho, I mean eh, it’s over now”

– “HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO STUPID I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND”

– ignorance pisses them off even more than it pisses off other human beings

– it’s Monday and my INTJ dad calls me when I’m at school.

me: yeah?

INTJ: hey, I have something important to tell you.

me: sure, what?

INTJ: could you pick up [your sister] from school-

me: sure

INTJ: –on Friday?

– “you know I just… don’t like it when something doesn’t go according to my plan”

– will plan everything for the trip before you try helping