Amazon, do we need to go over why blimps are a bad idea again?
Okay I think Amazon needs some heavier competition, they have too much money and are starting to lose it. What are their board meetings like. “So you know how we sell stuff online like movies, games, clothing and toys…right well what if we also made tv shows and sky warehouses held by blimps full of drones oh and robot ninjas that jerk you off every time you spend $100 or more. Next year let’s invent magic and colonize the sun.”
As someone who works for Amazon, let me tell you most of my coworkers and and I are still trying to wrap our heads around this idea.
Oh, sure, first it’s zeppelins and drones, but then
DELIVERY IN PROGRESS
This is what happens when you have too much money and free time
It is the year 2050
The air is alive with the sound of cannon fire as the air ships of Amazon do battle with those of eBay
Rogue sky pirates roam the air attempting to intercept deliveries of blu-ray players and vintage beanie babies
Okay but lets ignore all of the article and focus on the fact that the author’s surname is Tit Comb
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