i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done
and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does
me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?
website: fresh Maine blueberries,
me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……
I was legit convinced the Kansas one was going to smell like cowpats.
I was actually kinda disappointed when the Louisiana one didn’t smell like crawfish
Bet any money jersey smells like Shit on a fucking Plate
Alright but really, every candle on the site looks like
Pretty normal, except
Y’all.
Minnesota:Take a deep breath of winter air with the scents of the North Star State: Baked Apples, puff pastry, fresh cypress, and spicy notes of cinnamon, nutmeg, and a touch of fragrant clove.
I’m a bit disappointed that it’s not the tears from all 11,842+ lakes…
California has two candles for north and south, that’s great.
Virginia:Like
a walk through the woods, this fragrance blends hints of pine needles,
fir, and sandalwood with a bouquet of blooming honeysuckle and the scent
of soft rainfall.
DC:Recall the very best parts of this nation’s capital with a fragrance
reminiscent of cherry blossoms in full bloom, stone-faced buildings, and
leather-bound books in a sunlit library. Woody notes of cedar and
vetiver complement a zesty orange and amber finish.
..okay, but I need these.
OKLAHOMA: Take a bite out of this rich fragrance, made with the scents of butter, cinnamon, caramelized pecans, and smokey caramel. A touch of sweet maple is balanced by cinnamon sticks and spiced cloves for a dry, musky finish.
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