pinesinthewoods:

kieranreblogsthings:

thesnadger:

saisai-chan:

my headcanon for that flirting scene in the GF end credits demo is that Stan said Ford couldn’t flirt to save his life and that he could charm a girl way better than Ford ever could 

so Ford took that as a challenge b/c who hasn’t felt contradictory when their sibling says they can’t do something, even when you know they’re right

This is much less convoluted than the rationalization I came up with for the flirting scene and it might just replace the one I had in mind.

Stan: I bet I can charm a woman better than you!
Ford: I’ll take that bet.
Stan: for what, five dollars?
Ford (growling): make it ten.
[After the flirting scene]
Stan: You were supposed to charm someone else, ya knucklehead!
Ford: what would that prove?! In order to prove which one of us is better at this social experiment the results would-
Stan: arg, I’ll give you the 10$ if you shut up with the nerd talk.

“I’ve seen the mating habits and rituals from beings of countless dimensions, Stanley. This shouldn’t be difficult at all..”

later, trying to flirt: “you have the beauty of a Zagremorph, which is an alien subspecies of flower on Zeta 5”