Headcanon: Professor McGonagall has a muggle wife she never mentions to the students, because they never ask.
Four years after Harry’s left Hogwarts he visits McGonagall’s home to talk her out of retirement, and the door is opened by a woman he doesn’t recognise. Confused, he introduces himself and asks to see McGonagall. The woman recognises the name and invites him in, saying Minerva will be home soon. She then talks a mile a minute, but not about the war – about the stories she’s heard about the golden trio from their head of house. About how Harry stood up to Umbridge, and how clever Hermione was, and how Ron had been able to beat her chess game, and how PROUD Minerva was of them all.
By the time McGonagall does arrive, Harry and her wife are chatting like old friends. Minvera’s wife calls her things like “Darling” and “Pumpkin.” Harry cannot believe his ears.
Harry is invited to tea every Wednesday from then on. He always looks forward to it.
but lets be real here, even with the “darling”s and “pumpkin”s Harry still wouldn’t catch on and he’d go home and tell Ginny all about McGonagall’s lovely gal-pal and Ginny would have to be like “babe…that was her wife”
You’re right, fuck! How could I forget how deeply unobservant Harry is?!
Dipper became a pine tree when the ghost had froze him to wood
Gideon became the Tent of Telepathy sign when he started the attraction
Wendy became the ice bag when we saw just how cool and badass she was in a situation
Pacifica became the llama. Wax Larry King had said, “Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors” and we saw just what a warrior Pacifica was when she bravely stood up to her parents
Mabel became the shooting star that unlocked the portal and let Ford into our lives
Robbie became the stitched heart when his life was fixed and he moved on.
Soos became the question mark when he used it to fight back Bill
McGucket became the glasses when he rediscovered the genius in him
Stan became the fish-like crescent symbol on his fez when he changed it after the goat ate his old one
And Ford became the six fingered hand because he is a special cute nerd
So ask you can see, the symbols on the Bill Cipher wheel are what all of it’s characters had became 🙂
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