“Snape Snape Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE Potter, you were named after the catchiest puppet song I ever heard.”
Tag: Harry Potter
what if the reason nobody can tell fred and george apart is because they really are interchangeable
not in a ~it doesn’t matter~ way but like. molly and arthur used to worry…
okay so draco visits harry’s compartment like at least once every train ride right
i like to imagine he just sits around checking his watch like ‘no….its too soon’
‘hmm like half an hour maybe’
‘like i want him to know i care but i dont want him to think im over eager’
‘goyle keep an eye on the time i don’t want to leave it too late he’ll think ive forgotten about him’
‘crabbe what do you think has it been long enough to go visit potter yet’
and each year all of the other slytherins place bets on how long malfoy will hold out before he goes running off to potter’s compartment this time
I think I broke Harry Potter
So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.
When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup,…
the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them
I CHOKED ON MY BAGEL FUCK
All the events in the Harry Potter series from book 3 and on only happened because Fudge was carrying a newspaper in Azkaban on the day it had Scabbers’ picture.
Sirius: Moony, can you please tell Mr Prongs that I’m still not talking with him?
Remus: Sure, Padfoot, I’m equally anxious to hear what Prongs has to say to us.
Sirius: Can you please explain why I don’t give a fuck about what he has to say?
Remus: Prongs, can you please talk before Padfoot pee his pants?
Sirius: Please tell him that he’s the most obnoxious little piece of shit I’ve ever known.
Remus: Prongs, Sirius thinks you’re the most brilliant bastard he has ever known.
Sirius: And I don’t want to know shit about any prank-
Remus: He can’t wait until the next prank.
Sirius: And I hate him so muc—
Remus: He’s actually so deeply in love with you.
Sirius: And please make him shut the fuck up—
Remus: He loves your voice so much, please keep going.
Sirius:
Sirius: Wormtail, can you please tell Mr Moony that I’m not talking with him?
Peter: Moony, Padfoot is not talking with you—
Sirius: Thank you!
Peter: —because he thinks there are better things you can do with your mouth.
Sirius:
Sirius: That’s not totally untrue, but now I’m not talking with you as well, Wormtail. Prongs, tell him.
NICE TRY MUGGLES, ANY REAL WIZARD KNOWS YOU JUST STICK YOUR WAND ARM OUT FOR THE BUS.
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