I finally get to design my Bill properly Q▽Q Eventhough I really love Bill having all back hairstyle, his hair always gives me pain lllorz So to make things easier, I had to change.
After a lot of struggle in re-designing, I’m quite happy with this one. So…yeah! gonna stick to this one from now on. :3♥
So I showed the kids I babysit the first episode of Gravity Falls… and we’re watching the bit at the very end where Grunkle Stan opens the vending machine and goes into the basement.
The boy looks to me and asks, “Is that like his secret lair, or something?”
Me, trying very hard not to grin: “Yeah, sure. I guess!”
Update: They’re nagging me over who the author of the journals is, and why the journals have six fingers. I just looked at them and smiled.
Also, we started watching “Little Dipper,” and they booed Gideon when he came on screen again. 😄
Update #2: I had to leave, but they already want to know when I can babysit them again so they can watch more.
I… I think they’re hooked. Ooops.
*coughs* Worth it!
YES CORRUPT THE CHILDREN
Break their sanities into pieces and drag them to this insane, paranoia-riddled fandom
Sacrifice them to the demon lord Bill
holy crud, cakkuu…! the youngest is like, seven? 😨😂
Perhaps wait until theyre 12 to sacrifice them to the demon lord Bill.
This is the unused journal page that I found the most interesting and finally I was able to figure out what it says.
“Mabel could not think of a single doll that the old woman didn’t own. A sad sigh came from behind us as our host entered the room carrying a tea set. She told us that Mabel was correct – she had a complete collection of every doll in the entire world. What would an avid collector do without anything to collect? My sister suggested that there would be new dolls in the future. The woman said there would be nothing new until fall: what was she to do until then?
As my sister stammered, I turned towards the Gideon doll. It was just as creepy as the real thing. Mabel admitted she had no solution but would help in any way she could. The old woman cooed, “I know you will my dear!”, just then I noticed the Gideon doll shaking and sweating. It was as creepy as the real thing because it was the real thing!
I ran across the room and knocked the tea cup from Mabel’s lips. The old woman knew I was onto her. She lunged at me and pinned me to the ground underneath her. She poured tea from the tea pot onto my face while trying to force my mouth open. Mabel watched us, totally confused.
Just then the Gideon doll fell from the shelf and hit the ground. One of it’s button eyes fell of revealing a the human eye of Gideon Gleeful underneath. He was struggling to break free of some sort of spell. I knocked the tea pot from the old woman’s hands and Mabel knocked her out with an oversized sock monkey.
Mabel put the sock monkey under the old woman’s head like a pillow and we both carried Gideon out of the parlor of terror. We left him in a basket on the Gleeful’s front porch. I’m sure the spell will wear off, though I think Mrs Gleeful would like her boy better if he stayed immobile.
One more note. We went to the police and dragged Sheriff Blubbs and Deputy Durland to the site of the creepy old Victorian. We found an empty lot instead. Then I realised we were one street over from Parpan place, we walked over found the house and had the old lady arrested. “
Because we already knew Fidds used the memory gun on Ford, but in addition to learning that Ford found out about it, that page implies that Fidds was using the gun on Ford frequently.
Not only that, but you just get a sense that he was using it a lot in general, as an all-purpose problem solver. See something you’d rather not have seen? Zap. Your boss notice you erasing your own memory? Zap. Need help with your top secret project but can’t let anyone find out about it? Zap. Zap. Zap.
It’s just too realistic, something like a memory-erasing ray is so tempting, isn’t it? Imagine if you could just remove an embarrassing moment. Or make someone you care about forget something foolish that you did, something that hurt their feelings. Think of the things you could get away with if you were certain no one would remember you’d done them afterwards.
Because it’s not like you’re hurting people, right? You’re just…making them forget a little thing they’d be better off not remembering.
Okay, look. I’m really kind of mad right now. Ever since hearing about these figures that are going to be coming out, I was trying not to get my hopes up? But I also just couldn’t… I couldn’t believe that a set of 8 Gravity Falls figures was going to be released, in 2016, (actually it could be 2017, I don’t know for sure), and somehow, SOMEHOW, whoever was making them would decide NOT to include Ford in the first wave.
Just… that’s impossible, right? Ford’s freaking Journal 3 is a NYTs bestseller. (Granted, I am sure these were planned before J3′s release and sales figures came in.) There is NO other merchandise of Ford at all – which only makes sense when most of the previous merchandise for the show dates back to Season 1 (or prior to NWHS anyway). Disappointing, but, okay, understandable. But you fix that if you are putting out new merchandise in 2016, right? The show’s over. THE PINES FAMILY HAS FOUR MEMBERS. THERE ARE TWO SETS OF TWINS.
How…. HOW do you decide to put the fucking rainbow-barfing gnome figure in the first wave, and NOT FORD?
Note: Some digging suggests that UCC Distributing is putting out the figures. Honest to god, I’m going to look into a way to write to them. I don’t know exactly when they are coming out. What I know about them so far is slim – that they are 2″-3″ “blind box” figures (meaning you don’t know which figure you are buying until you get the box and open it), although at some point it would be possible to buy the entire set at once. I also heard something about a possible second wave of figures? But who knows when that will happen, or IF it will happen. (A second wave could contain figures like Fiddleford, Pacifica, Gideon, etc. Why on earth you would not save that barfing gnome for the second wave, I do not know.)
Also, the same company is going to be putting out some Gravity Falls plush keychains. I don’t know what the selection on that is going to be. Now I’m just kind of worried, in a resigned way.
Ugh. I’m not being histrionic when I say that if the first wave set includes Ford, I will absolutely buy them all. And if it doesn’t, I wouldn’t buy any of them. That’s partly because… c’mon, man, FORD. And partly because I would be too irritated by the Pines Family set being incomplete.
The only possible bright spot I can still see is that the above is clearly concept art and not photos of the actual finished figures. So I guess it’s possible that’s not the final line-up for the first wave. But at this point I don’t even want to hope. 😦
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