But now the question is, who would spread GF!Stan’s ashes in a Vegas ladies room?
Who will do it? Who will be The One for this deed?
I feel like Dipper and Mabel would be in different colleges at this point, but after hearing about Stan passing away, they’d both head over to Gravity Falls for the first time in years to pay their respects. So they go, and they see Soos and Wendy and everyone else again, and they all try to reconnect but it’s hard, because this really isn’t the situation they wanted to do it in.
And about a week or so afterwards, Dipper and Mabel have been roped into boxing up Stan’s stuff. So they’re in his room, halfheartedly joking about some of the weird things he kept, when they move the nightstand and discover there’s an ancient looking piece of notebook paper taped to its back- and it’s got Stan’s handwriting on it.
It seems to be an unofficial will of sorts, designating who Stan wants to get specific things, insulting various townspeople offhandedly and peppered with hastily scribbled out swear words. And it’s just so Grunkle Stan that the twins end up forgetting about boxing things up and just sit in the middle of the floor reading it together and alternating between laughing and crying because it’s somehow just too bizarre for him to be GONE.
They reach the last request on the will at the same time. For a moment they’re both silent, trying to process what it says, and then Dipper sighs and Mabel starts laughing again. They reread it a couple of times- though to be honest, neither one is that surprised- and then at the same time they turn to look at each other.
“We can’t.”
“No way.”
“I’m pretty sure that has to be illegal.”
“Totally.”
“….Let’s do it.”
“ROAD TRIP!”
So they get Wendy and Soos, and they all pile into Mabel’s deathtrap of a car which is kept together mostly by cheetah print duct tape and the force of sheer will, and buckle Stan’s urn into the shotgun seat- somehow nobody argues- and with Dipper driving, they take off for Vegas.
….Of course, with this being the Pines family, something inevitably goes supernaturally wrong, inviting strange and disturbing consequences, but that’s a different story.
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