Helloooo Gravity Falls fans! Or wait, don’t you guys have a more catchy name? Fallers? Gravi-Teammates? The Fall Out Boys? Ah, well, you know what I mean!
Either way, for any of you facing…Mystery Twins Withdrawal™ (come on, you know you love us)…Have we got an awesome new fix for you!
We at the shack overheard about this awesome new thingymadoodle being released right here on the interwebs, and felt it was our civic duty to share it with you good people!
From the mouth of the big mysterious narrator himself (or, y’know, whoever runs the project’s blog):
Summer
has come back to Gravity Falls. Dipper and
Mabel Pines return for another
unforgettable adventure with friends old and new. Bill Cipher is gone
but some questions still
remain unanswered. Something oddly
familiar stirs within the woods and specters of the
past haunt Grunkles Stan
and Ford, threatening their hard-earned peace. The town built on
monsters and magic holds many more secrets to be
discovered,
and the Mystery Twins must delve ever deeper to free
their family from the
rising darkness that looms over them all.
Aaaah, spooky but awesome!!! Sure, it involves a bit of reading and stuff, but trust me, it’s way more interesting than Dipper’s summer reading–
What my sister is trying to say is…well, hold on, she didn’t even inform you about what this thing even is!
Basically, this is an entirely new story about what we’ve been up to after that one amazing summer. But what makes this story so cool and different is like…each installment is a totally new, full arc of an adventure!
Think of it as if, like, Gravity Falls was a TV show. Each chapter would be an entirely new episode!
So take it from me, this thing is gonna be huge.
Though I’m not gonna lie, I’m kinda glad Gravity Falls isn’t a TV show. Interesting as it may have been, there woulda been a lot of embarrassing stuff to explain, am I right? Haha…yeah…
Anywayyys, Return To The Falls has just started releasing installments, but a little birdie (that one guy’s woodpecker wife, to be exact!) told us that big things are just on the horizon!
So yes! Read! Follow! Draw fanart of what you think the mysterious
story author looks like just like Dipper used to on the corners of his
receipts at Greasy’s Diner!
this is the funniest goddamn joke in gravity falls to me. what is the point. literally what. there is no set up. there is no punchline. he just says “i found it while i was here… practicing” and the footage cuts to mabel filming him on the middle of a fucking island playing a tuba that has never previously been mentioned before he shouts “LOOK, A GIANT TOOTH” i am fucking crying about this goddamn cartoon thiS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY THIS IS A GENIUS SHOW WITH GENIUS WRITING AND BETTER JOKES THAN ANYTHING ON TV RIGHT NOW AND I AM LAUGHING AT THIS 12 YEAR OLD PLAYING A RANDOM FUCKING TUBA WITH THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IM GOING TO SHIT THE
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