fnaf – May's Blog

Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!

Golden Freddy (via totallycorrectfnafquotes)

Freddy: You’re insane!
Purple Guy: Of course I am! What’s your point?

You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!

You deserve a reward! Here, have a head that’s always screaming! *cue FNAF2 Golden Freddy*

Golden Freddy (via totallycorrectfnafquotes)

Fazbear’s Fright guard: Think, what’s the one problem with most monster hunts?

Phone Dude: You’re a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie. …Dude, am I a side character? You ever think about stuff like that?

totallycorrectfnafquotes:

Phone Guy: Is anybody not trying to break into the pizzeria tonight? What, is Purple Guy here too?!

Purple Guy: *Falls from window sill* I’m OK!

Phone Guy: Go home, Purple.

Purple Guy: You got it.

Wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds? *screams*

Purple Guy (via totallycorrectfnafquotes)

I’m winking under my eye-patch.

Foxy (via totallycorrectfnafquotes)

Phone Guy: (to the other guards) Great! The gang’s all here. Now we can die together.

Phone Guy: Is that legal?
Purple Guy: When there’s no cops around, anything is legal!