haimaee:

• “i just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i’m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i’m literally starving because i don’t know how to seduce people” AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN.
• “i’m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i’m singing taylor swift songs in the shower” AU
• “i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn” AU
• “i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO” AU
• “i’m a med student who has a huge crush on the hot guy who works at the coffee shop who always gives me free drinks when i’m stressed and calls me princess even though i pretend i think it’s annoying but i’m extremely concerned about him because he always smells like smoke so i always give him lectures about how terrible cigarettes are for you and i may have made a powerpoint which is probably excessive but lung health is extremely important and oops it turns out he’s part-dragon or something hahahaha oops” AU (this one is bellarke as fuck though someone write it for me please!) (also dragons tend to like kidnap princesses and put them in their towers?? which is basically bellamy just wanted to be all monogamous and shit with clarke okay?? that’s how he shows affection it’s just a biological thing oh my god)
• “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU
• “i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class” AU

drxgordon:

• “Congratulations. You are still alive.”
  
• “I’m sick from the disease eating away at me inside.”
  
• “What’s your name?”
• 
  “This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant!”
  

• “How much blood will you shed to stay alive?”
  

• “What’s the last thing you remember?” 
  

• “I went to bed in my shithole apartment, and I woke up in an actual shithole.”

• “Will you murder a mother and her child to save yourself?”

• “Listen carefully, if you will. There are rules.”
  

• “You’re too late.”
  

• “I wouldn’t lie to you…”
  

• “You don’t know me, but I know you.”
  
• “I want to play a game.”
  

• “Up until now, you’ve simply sat in the shadows watching others live out their lives.”

• “Maybe you should find yourself a girlfriend.”

• “I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic.”
  

• “Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die or did you just want some attention?”
  

• “X marks the spot for the treasure.”
  

• “No! Oh, my God! What are you doing?”
  

• “I want to live!”
  

• “I’d rather you break down and tell me that you hated me.”
  

• “Do you see any scars?”
  

• “At least we’ll have the cover of darkness.”
  

• “Oh shit, I’m probably dead.”
  

• “You are not a victim of this game.”
  

• “Dont look at me… I can’t help you.”
  

• “She told me not to believe you.“

• “Stop the lies! You’re a liar!”
  

• “Live or die, make your choice.”
  

• “When there’s that much poison in your blood, the only thing left to do is shoot yourself.”
  

• “That’s complete bullshit.”
  

• “My last girlfriend was a feminist vegan punk.”
  

• “She thought I was too angry.”
  

• “How can you go through life pretending that you’re happy?”
  

• “Is someone there?”
  

• “What I saw was you get into your car, that’s it.”
  

• “Oh for fuck’s sake! I give up!”
  
• “Goodnight little girl.”
  
• “You know who I am.”
• “Game over.”