ofools:

ofools:

I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope

[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK

otpprompts:

Person A is singing on the karaoke and is really bad. Person B is the owner of the bar A’s at, but finds A so cute that they don’t have the heart to tell A that they’re crap.

darkmistandodddreams:

I need more polyamory soulmate AU in my life.

Give me kids who freak out because holy fuck they have two names written on their wrists?

Kids being excited about the mark over their heart until they wake up with a burning shoulder and realize they got another one???

Adults who find one of their soulmates and go searching for the last one together, because they found each other, but someone’s still missing!

Adult’s who go searching for the missing 3rd soulmate and find another couple, realizing that things are even more complicated than they thought, because they apparently weren’t looking for the same person.

Adults who find their soulmate and realize they’ll have to share. Them coming to terms with the fact that they aren’t the only one for the person who’s the only one for them.

LIKE IDK JUST GIVE ME POLYAMORY SOULMATE AU’S I NEED THEM!

otpprompts:

Person A is in bed reading a book. Person B enters and climbs into bed with them. Without looking up person A raises their arm so that person B can crawl under and snuggle up with them. Person B falls asleep.

kitty-bandit

Lavi is A and Allen is B of course. ;3

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convention plots: [1/??]

muse a and b don’t know each other but are cosplayed as characters that “belong” together – think sam and dean winchester, hawkeye and black widow, korra and asami. people keep asking to go on a picture with both of them after they coincidentally stood next to each other at a merch stand. they end up spending the entire day together, acting as their characters.

abrideoffire-archived:

aU WHERE YOU AND YOUR SOULMATE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER IN MULTIPLE LIFETIMES NOT EVEN AS LOVERS JUST BASICALLY EVERYTHING TO EACH OTHER AND WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THIS ONE, THE MOMENT YOU TOUCH YOU EXPERIENCE A FLASHBACK OF EVERY SINGLE PASTLIFE YOU’VE BEEN TOGETHER THANK YOU VERY M Uch

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･’(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A of your OTP noticing for the first time that Person B has to stand on their tippy-toes to kiss them. A can’t stop laughing. B’s reaction is up to you. Either way, more kissing and cuddling ensues.

pensversusswords:

• “my cat keeps breaking into your apartment and ate all of your plants so i asked you out for dinner to apologize”
  
• “we’re both at the grocery store at 3 am and you offered to arm wrestle me for the last box of cereal”
• “i knew you in high school and i ran into you at a renaissance fair wearing full knight regalia”
• “you’re sleeping on my best friend’s couch while your house is being renovated and you have really weird habits like attempting to sing opera in the shower and you keep eating all of my cheerios”
• “you had a party and i got really drunk and stole your toaster, so i showed up the next day to return it and you were really hungover so i made you breakfast (but i burnt all of it)”
• “you’re a lifeguard at my kid’s swimming competition and i fell in the pool with all my clothes on and you awkwardly tried to save me even though i didn’t need it”
• “you work at a pet store and i came in to look at the tarantulas, but somehow we lost the biggest one and its loose somewhere in the store and it really doesn’t help that you’re terrified of spiders and keep sporadically screeching when you think you saw it”
• “i’m a firefighter and you started a fire in your kitchen but you’re still flirting with me even though you’re not wearing pants and im carrying you down a ladder as you compliment me on my muscles ”