angstmemes:

“This is torture…”
”They said it’d only take one operation… but I’m still here and that was three years ago.”
”Welcome, you’re never going to see daylight again.”
“I just want to get out. I don’t care whether I’m better or not.”
“How do I know you’re real?”
“What have they done to me?!”
”What have they done to you?!”
“I want this to stop! I want to go home!”
“Sit still and count to ten, it will all be over soon…”
“Take your medicine and you’ll feel better, I promise.”
”I don’t think the ‘cure’ they keep talking about exists… I think we’re doomed.”
”Now, look at me and stay calm. This’ll only hurt a bit.”
”Why are you strapped to this fucking bed?! What are they doing to you?!”
”Look at me. Can you tell me how many fingers I’m holding up?”
”I thought so, you definitely need more surgery.”
”We’re just very curious… and you won’t live to see another day anyway, so you might as well give it a shot.”
”Something went wrong… I think you’re blind.”
”There are rumours going around that you’re next.”
”If I’d known this was what I was signing up for, I would’ve rather died at home.”
”So, how long have you been here for?”
”For this treatment you’ll need to undress first.”
”Why don’t you just let me go? We both know there’s no cure for this.”
”Open up wide and let me look inside.”
”I’m not going to lie, this will hurt a lot, but it’s the only way to help you.”
”You almost didn’t make it… but I saved your life.”
”Look at the light. Ah, I see… I think I’ll need to do something about that look in your eyes.”
”No, anaesthetics won’t work on you, that’s why I don’t use them. I’m very sorry about that.”
”Let me see what happens when I do this….”
”Can you handle more? I really want to try something else…”
”Maybe you’ll have visitors next week.”
”What happened to your arm? What did they do this time?”
”Oh my god! I can’t even look at you… What happened?!”
“They say I’m in here because I’m crazy, I think I’m crazy because I’m in here.”

perfectlyrose:

Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across! (updated with more lists on august 4th, 2015)

themed:

• super long list of college aus
• more college aus
• super super long list divided into different themes
• even more college aus
• autumn aus
• it’s really cold outside aus
• meet-ugly
• art school aus
• femslash aus
• they know each other but don’t know that they know each other aus
• awkward first meeting aus
• MORE college aus
• airport related aus
• fake married/dating trope
• really long, sectioned au list (some random some themed)
• pub aus
• royal aus
• assassin aus
• opposites attract
• roommate aus
• party meet-funny aus
• rivalry to romance aus
• really competitive otp aus
• “we’re bad at dating” aus
• hot mess aus
• hot mess aus pt 2
• hot mess aus pt 3
• hot mess aus pt 4
• art major aus
• business aus
• some more college aus
• reincarnation aus
• height difference aus
• neighbor aus
• theater aus
• commuter aus
• science aus
• ridiculous sentence prompts
• high school aus
• single parent aus
• established relationship aus
• fantasy aus
• apartment aus
• mythological creatures au
• reverse fairy tales
• angsty otp aus
• ot3 prompts
• pretend to be NOT dating/married aus
• hogwarts aus
• “oh god i’m so sorry” aus
• bookstore aus

random:

• one
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• twelve
• thirteen
• fourteen
• fifteen
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• eighteen
• nineteen
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• twenty-one
• twenty-two
• twenty-three
• twenty-four
• twenty-five
• twenty-six
• twenty-seven
• twenty-eight
• twenty-nine
• thirty
• thirty-one
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• thirty-three
• thirty-four
• thirty-five
• thirty-six
• thirty-seven
• thirty-eight
• thirty-nine
• forty
• forty-one
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• forty-seven
• forty-eight
• forty-nine
• fifty
• fifty-one
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• fifty-three
• fifty-four
• fifty-five
• fifty-six

lists of one:

• fire alarm
• i answered your ad now we’re roommates
• accidental swapped phones
• au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate (and when they die you lose color again)
• i work at a movie theater and i’m trying to clean up but you’re still here ugly crying
• live in the same apt building and met via random video chat/IM
• met hitchhiking in two separate cities
• coffee shop universe
• our flats are opposite each other and your kitchen window faces my kitchen so we always see each other making coffee at 3am

• we met when I helped you move into your apartment, only you don’t remember that so now I’ve got to find the courage to introduce myself again

• we got married for the college tuition because my mom secretly arranged it over the internet
• two extras have to sit across from each other and converse but the fake convo turns into a real one and the director has to call cut because they’re not supposed to be the ones looking like they’re falling in love
• you’re sitting in front of the only plug in this entire coffee shop and not using it. i don’t care how attractive you are, i’m sitting at your table because i need that plug

bonus: au prompt generator (well rp generator but works for aus)

okay that’s all i’ve got for now. feel free to add on any that you know of or forward them to me for the next list update! 🙂 

(also i update this fairly regularly with more lists and fixed links so check back on the original post occasionally if you want more)

otpoftheday:

“i came to the gym to work out but holy god i can’t stop watching you do one armed push ups that’s so hot” au

qulcksilvers:

“I accidentally challenged that man to a duel and I need you to be my second” AU

“My friends dared me to go down this open manhole but then they closed it again and you’re the first person who’s heard my shouts for help” AU

“We were childhood friends but you moved away in High School, and I became a doctor and you were the first patient I ever lost” AU

“We hadn’t seen each other in years and i saw you pass me on the street but as I was about to say your name I had a coughing fit and once it was gone i couldn’t find you again” AU

“We’d been flirting for weeks but it turns out that you were a reluctant part of the drug ring my undercover police taskforce was tracking, and you were shot in the takedown” AU

“The hotel double booked this room and now were both trying to decide if we should complain or see where this goes” AU

“We both got whispered at by fans because we were leaving a Marvel movie before the end credits scene. Turns out we were both extras in the scene and we went out for coffee to discuss Chris Evans but I think I like you better” AU

“I was singing High School Musical in my apartment and then I hear a knocking at the door, I open it to find simply a basketball with ‘Get your head in the game written on it” and i see your retreating back going down the hall. I will find you wildcat.” AU

“I’m a cosplayer and you’re a cosplayer and the con is in two days and we both need the last packet of hot glue sticks in the craft store. I’ll fight you for them” AU

“We got married in Vegas but it turns out we were already married. To each other. And we married other people.” AU

“We made a pact when we were seven that we would get married when we were twenty five but when we were twenty five you were already married to someone else and I was already dead. I drift through your lifetime as a ghost making sure you’re happy, but resenting it when you are.” AU

bellgriffins:

• they captured you and put me in your room because i can suppress other people’s powers so you hate me but i’m lonely and bored and want to talk to you AU
• esteemed rival chefs find each other shamefully buying ramen at 3 in the morning AU
• i know it’s the apocalypse but please can we keep this stray dog AU
• i’m posing naked in your art class please stop giggling what are you giggling at AU
• we’re at a murder mystery party and i’m convinced you’re the killer AU
• i’ve never actually talked to you but i had a dream we were in a relationship and now i have a crush on you AU
• you thought i was the leader and you’re treating me like royalty and i’m just going to go with it AU
• your grandma is really forward even though i swear we’re just friends AU
• we’ve been dating for a while and i finally showed you my pet snake and you look sick do you need to lie down AU

brainboxy:

Hi friends just here to remind you not to imagine your otp on a hammock together. Don’t imagine Person B is asleep on Person A’s chest and definitely don’t imagine Person A with one foot on the floor so they can rock the hammock in hopes of keeping Person B asleep

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP discovering that they were lovers in a past life as well. Person A thinks it’s very romantic how destiny seems to always bring them together.

tadashiiking:

these can really be in any order but lemme just:

• person A of your ot3 gets cat called and persons B and C plan to comfort person A and beat up the cat caller.
• person A of your ot3 bakes and person B and C are just making the goodies vanish as soon as they come out of the oven
• person A of your ot3 makes persons B and C watch a marathon of their favorite show and they all wind up falling asleep on the couch in a big cuddly bundle
• persons A and B plot to gang up on person C and ravage them and make them a hot mess between persons A and B
• person A watches delightfully while persons B and C put on a “show” until person A can’t take it and joins in
• person A of your ot3 being asexual and persons B and C respecting that completely
• person A of your ot3 singing a love song to persons B and C and then being adorned with sweet, merciless kisses
• persons A and B getting married, then later on meeting person C and falling for them not knowing what to do because they still love each other until person C confesses their love for persons A and B
• persons A, B, and C all being helplessly in love
• just
• OT3s IN GENERAL

elletromil:

• who’s the first one to remember their past lives and sets out to find the other two and incidentally when they finally find them comes off as a totally creepy stalker
• who is the one that the first time around always had that niggling doubt that they didn’t deserved to be with the other two, and now pushes them to be together, but stays on the sides even though he still utterly adores them
• who’s the one the other two are convince doesn’t remember a thing until one offhanded comment about “omg that’s just like that time you did that“ and when the other two just look completely mind-boggled “wait, you do remember it too right? i mean i get that we don’t talk about it, but I’m not crazy right?”
• who is the one who doesn’t remember important dates and birthday at all until one day the other two come home only to be romantically swept off of their feet like they never had before and they don’t understand what is the occasion until “well today is the day we met the first time”
• who is the one when one of the others do some stupid dangerous shit just loses their cool and “GODDAMMIT I DID NOT COME BACK SO I COULD WATCH YOU GET KILL YOU FUCKING MORON, I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND NEXT TIME AROUND WHEN I FIND YOU I’LL DROWN YOU AND AFTER THAT THE NEXT TIME I WILL SET YOU ON FUCKING FIRE”