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if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments" 

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)      
Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee
order

ii)     
I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)    
you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over
me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)    
you give me a different fake name every time you
come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here
I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)     
Flower shop AU

i)      
You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m
concerned as to why

ii)     
I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower
shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)    
(this is also a good way to incorporate flower
meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)     
Library AU

i)      
You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m
tracking u the fuck down

ii)     
I work in the library and I’m a little concerned
for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)    
The library’s pretty empty save for you and me
and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)     
Awful first time meeting

i)      
I accidentally punched you in the face when I
was too overexcited about something

ii)     
I thought you were my friend who’s just done
something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes
pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you
and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)    
You get the gist to this one

iv)    
Oooh when you told me your name I thought you
were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things
got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5)     
Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)      
We live in the same block of flats but haven’t
ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to
stand in the lift together

ii)     
“okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a
weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going
to die aren’t I?”

iii)    
A personal favourite of mine – first day at a
new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last
weekend/night

iv)    
We keep accidentally running into each other I’m
not a stalker I swear

v)     
You live across from me in our apartments and we
smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re
the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)    
“My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight
could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)     
Friends to romance – pining and all that
wonderful shit

i)      
You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for
advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)     
I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)    
You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious
about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really
miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)    
Somewhere along the way of getting into bar
fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship
things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)     
Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7)     
FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i)      
It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date
so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)     
My homophobic parents are coming to visit will
you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)    
There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will
you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)    
I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d
stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in
too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)     
Soulmate aus

i)      
The first words your true love(s) will say to
you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really
ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick
what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god
jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high
school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you
saw me asshole?

ii)     
You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when
you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an
overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my
mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)    
The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)    
Something like whenever your soulmate sings a
duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band
but I can’t sing for shit

v)     
Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze
at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just
sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w
character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s
what)

9)     
Alternate universes for real

i)      
Mermaids

ii)     
Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand
why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but
what the fuck is happening

iii)    
Hogwarts

iv)    
We live in a world where the greek gods are real
and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to
sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)     
Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible
or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they
die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s
fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)    
Literally any movie or book universe you like
tbh just go for it

10)  
Other aus that I like

i)      
I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has
to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck
at the top? Fuck

ii)     
We work in the same office and you have a
goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW
IT ANNOYS ME

iii)    
Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and
I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)    
It started to snow and I’m the only one of our
friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others
would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who
don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my
back and declared snow war

v)     
It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still
November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the
tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the
grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in
love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)    
Current partner got a new job in America (or
other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s
not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)  
You want us both to get in shape and I hate
working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do
for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying
on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a
subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)    
You’re an actor/other famous person that I
really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or
not to say hi you came up to me and
started flirting what do I do??

x)     
You were waving at your friend behind me but I
got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you
think it’s cute

xi)    
I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking
but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think
it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)  
I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk
guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t
dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our
best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each
other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about
how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You
pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention
and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait
you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of
auing already I have too many ideas christ

send me some to @theskyis-forever

@synchronizedcreator !!

otpprompts:

Person A lives independently somewhere in the secluded mountains. (Perhaps after going for a hunt) They’re walking back to their cabin through the nasty winter weather. However, on their trek home, they encounter Person B, who is a stranger to them, laying unconscious in the snow. After checking to see if they were still alive, Person A decides to carry them rest of the way to their log cabin to try and help them. Whatever happens after that is up to you.

Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk– I get awesome.❞
❝I didn’t fall… the floor just needed a hug. ❞
❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
❝I’ve had… eleventy twelve beers.❞
❝I’ve been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He’s a captain.❞
❝I’m not as drunk as I use to was.❞
❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
❝What do you expect me to do- I’m drunk!❞
❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
❝I wanna bae you up.❞
❝You’re so drunk when I’m pretty.❞
❝It’s 10;30 and I’m already fucking wasted…❞
❝I’m almost sober…❞
❝We are best friends now. Yeah c’mere, let’s get drunk again.❞
❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
❝Your cat… has it always had a German accent?❞

“AAC” December 1st

auideas:

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Welcome to AAC, one of the first AUideas Advent Calendar to ever grace the code of Tumblr. Here, we will have the first post of this momentous occasion, so buckle up and start writing! (Remember that the completed speed writes are due by midnight on December 2nd in your time zone!)

Just A Bit Chilled AU

For Character A, life can be a bit chilled. With a lower than normal body temperature, they will use anything to try and warm up. When in a public place, they can’t hold themself together and continuously inch towards a stranger, Character B, as they are certainly a needed source of heat. Character B is amused, and asks “how Character A is doing.” In response, they simply say that they’re “just a bit chilled.” 

This same routine continues for quite some time until with each day, Character B brings more and more warming “tools,” from a blanket to hot chocolate, eventually compiling to the extreme of building an actual fire on the sidewalk that forces Characters A & B to run from any incoming police officers.

Their relationship is close, unwavering, and grows warmer by the slightly chilled second.

Good luck everyone, and keep your work under 1,000 words! – Admins °M° & Chamomile

dr-abel-gideon:

kilgravesjessica:

H O R R O R . P R O M P T S

  • “I just got back from the cemetery.”
  • “I swear I just saw someone… or something looking in my window.”
  • “I know I closed the damn closet door, but it keeps opening! Please tell me this is just some kind of joke you keep pulling.”
  • “What’s behind you in these pictures…?”
  • “Apparently like 20 years ago, some girl slaughtered her family in the basement.”
  • “I think there’s something about this house that you’re not telling me.”
  • “I keep hearing noises coming from the attic…”
  • “I know what I saw, and whatever is in the basement… it’s not human!”
  • “I didn’t have time to see what it was! I just got the hell out of there!”
  • “Whose grave were you bringing flowers to…?”
  • “The
    electricity guy said there was absolutely nothing wrong – and yet, the
    lights always flicker on at 2am. Explain that to me?”
  • “Why don’t you spend the night in that house ‘alone’, then try to convince me that you don’t believe in ghosts.”
  • “Y-you don’t understand, he didn’t have a face!”
  • “I had a dream that I killed you.”
  • “Ah, yes… the room you’re staying in. It’s a paranormal hot spot, apparently.”
  • “I keep hearing whispers at night… I-I can’t sleep!”
  • “There was something else in there with me, I’m not going back to that house.”
  • “Come on, it’s just an urban legend…”
  • “Are you trying to tell me I’ve been sleeping in a dead girl’s room!?”
  • “I keep getting the feeling that someone is following me.”
  • “Don’t panic… but I think there’s someone else in the house.”
  • “I can still feel her/his ghost, and it’s killing me…”
  • “There’s something growling in the basement… could you, uh… check it out for me?”
  • “Can you just… can you please check the closet?”
  • “P-please… put the knife down.”
  • “I bought this haunted ring on eBay!”
  • “No, no, no – run!”
  • “I
    didn’t forward one of those freaky chain letters and now I keep hearing
    the laughter of children coming from my hallways at night.”
  • “The dead are all around us…”
  • “She’s dead! She’s dead and yet I keep seeing her, everywhere!”
  • “There’s something breathing under the bed…”
  • “You can’t tell me you don’t believe in ghosts after all we’ve been through.”
  • “I saw something I wasn’t supposed to see, something… that wasn’t supposed to be here.”
  • “Maybe an exorcism is in order…?”
  • “I woke up, and it was j-just… staring at me.”
  • “He was there, then like a second later he literally vanished! I saw it happen!”
  • “I like the ghosts here… they keep me company.”
  • “You can’t honestly tell me you’re in love with a dead girl.”
  • “Wasn’t someone murdered in this house? Why are we here?”
  • “If dying means being with him/her, kill me. I’d be happier that way.”
  • “Ghosts aren’t real. You need help.”
  • “…what do you mean we didn’t talk last night? You came over, you were here.”
  • “You saw something you weren’t supposed to see. And now… now you know what has to be done.”
  • “I’m pretty sure my toaster’s haunted.”
  • “What’s wrong with you? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
  • “Don’t! Don’t you dare open that door!”
  • “I visited his/her grave for the first time today…”
  • “Something terrible happened here, didn’t it?”
  • “Wh-why do you have a knife…?”
  • “You’re all bloody, what happened!?”
  • “You know that book from The Evil Dead? Yeah, well… I’m pretty sure we found something pretty damn similar to it.”
  • “You’re bleeding…”
  • “How can you not see it…? I’m dead! I’ve been dead for years!”
  • “I’ve always wanted to see you choking on your own blood.”
  • “I’m sorry, I’m busy Friday with the… funeral and all.”
  • “I’ll never forget the sound of his screaming.”
  • “From the looks of it, the afterlife is a lot more fun than this.”
  • “Legend has it that you can still hear her crying for her lover in the dead of night.”
  • “I want to be dead, too.”
  • “Well don’t you look lovely, all covered in blood.”
  • “Whoa – wait! Please don’t go down there… let’s just get out of here, please?”
  • “You played with a Ouija board!?”
  • “Me and some friends played with a Ouija board the other night… and things have been a little strange since then.”
  • “There’s so much negative energy in this house… do you know if someone died here?”
  • “You’re always hanging out in cemeteries… and yeah, it’s kinda creepy.”
  • "They just don’t believe like they used to…”
  • “I will haunt you until the end of time.”

“I’m pretty sure my toaster’s haunted.”

Mental Image: Ghost appears with frizzy hair waving a fork. “There’s a reason they say dont stick forks in toasters!”

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP is in a room with a bunch of friends. Person A is doing something that goes wrong and in frustration they end up shouting “Just kick my ass!” Person B casually says, without thinking, “I’d rather eat it.”

How everyone in the room reacts is up to you.

breathlcss:

dude forget teacher/student relationships what about a teacher/teacher relationship where muse a is a math teacher and muse b is the cute new art teacher and they sort of strike up a conversation the day before the first day of school like “haha, good like controlling these hormonal teenagers” and they become like awkward friends who always run in to each other in the teacher’s lounge or always go to each other’s rooms for extra copy paper even though they’re fucking across the school from each other and all the students ship it and lmao help 

Surprisingly Underrated AUs

hotbutterpopcorn:

-ancient rome au/gladiators and the Colosseum au 

-rivals chefs in very popular restaurants au

-space crime fighters/detectives au 

-workaholic living in the big city who always seems to get the same taxi driver  au 

-explorer coming across a homeless person living in an odd abandoned place like a out of commission boxcar, old fire station, or run down ghost town au

-hired nanny/butler/maid/house servant and their master who has a LOT of emotional baggage underneath the heaps of money and sparkling image au

-pen pals au

-someone in need of sex change/organ transplant/plastic surgery/reduction and the world famous doctor that can change their life au

-dog/cat/bird/lizard/very weird exotic animal sitting au

-aspiring model and aspiring fashion designer who help each other rise to the top au

-’hey youre really hot just like the burning building you just saved me from and DAMN i never thought liking firefighters was a thing but you look FINE all brave in that firefighter uniform and have i mentioned that i’m single and whoops you saved my life! looks like i owe you a favor are you free tonight?’ au 

-’you look like you could snap a dude’s neck with your bare hands but you walked into the store all humble and have been quietly looking around and now youre looking at those donald duck plushies as if you were a 6 year old and its really adorable when you come up and buy one ‘for your niece’ bc i admire how you preserved your innocent side’ au