Tag: dgm

mslenali:

Now I’m thinking about smol Kanda going out into the world for the first time (in this life) and looking at regular shit like grass and just. Staring at it. The outdoors is a scary place and Kanda Yuu Will Have No Part In That, Thank You Very Much ( ‘Master what is that fat screaming orb.’ ‘That is a bird, Yuu-kun’ ‘What the literal fuck.’)

dgmtexts:

Request: Allen annoying Kanda by calling him “Katou”?

Allen: Katou

Allen: Katou

Allen: Hey 

Allen: Hey Katou

Allen: Katou

Allen: Katou

Allen: Katou

Kanda: Who the fuck is Katou

Allen: You are, Katou

Allen: Did you forget your name?

Allen: Did you bump your head, Katou?

Allen: I think you should see a doctor, Katou.

Kanda: Are you really this fucking stupid

Kanda: Don’t answer that

Allen: Why’re you so mean, Katou?

Kanda: Stop fucking calling me Katou

Allen: But it’s your name

Allen: What else would I call you but your name?

Allen: you should really learn to think things through, Katou.

Kanda: Kanda

Kanda: Kan-da

Kanda: K. A. N. D. A.

Allen: …

Allen: That’s a funny way of spelling Katou.

Kanda: ……………………………..

Allen: Katou, I think you’re pressing the key too hard there.

Kanda: I swear to fucking God

Kanda: I’m going to put your head on a motherfucking stake

Allen: Maybe a therapist instead of a doctor.

Allen: You know for those anger issues of yours, Katou.

Kanda: If you call me Katou one more fucking time I’m going to come over and skin you alive.

Allen: Alright, alright. I won’t call you, Katou. Geez.

Allen: Hey, Yuu-chan.

Kanda: I will murder you

Kanda: Slowly

Allen: You said not to call you Katou.

Allen: I didn’t call you Katou.

Kanda: I swear to fuck if I have to get up and go over there right now

Kanda: They’ll find your remains looking like they got sent through a motherfucking paper shredder

Allen: You know, Yuu-chan, I’d be more concerned about that temper of yours right now.

Allen: Tsk tsk.

Kanda: I don’t even think Mugen will be enough to murder you properly