stylistic-innocence:

Everyone stop for a moment and please consider: Howard Link as everyone’s favorite pillow.

Seriously, Allen’s already referred to him as furniture. What if people just…leaned on him…rested on him…and didn’t realize who it was? At least until .2 seconds later, when he starts yammering on and on about propriety until he gets flustered.

Plot twist: Despite his rigid appearance, he’s a comfortable pillow. 

OKAY BUT REAL TALK HERE DURING THE GRAVITY FALLS FINALE DURING THAT ONE SCENE I HAD DGM FLASHBACKS to SUMAN WHEN HIS MIND WAS GONE JSUT SITTING THERE DROOLING AND BRAINDEAD AND I WAS LIKE “NO NOT THAT DONT MAKE HIM BE LIKE THAT YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN NO”

That was the most scared I felt during the finale. Like the pose was similar and everything and I was just whispering “oh hell no” through my tears because we didnt have any reason to expect Stanley to wake up from having his entire mind erased. I honestly expected if he lived he would have been a vegetable so everything onward was way better than I had hoped.