As tedious as it’s been having people call me “that Dipper-lookin’ kid” on every video I post for the past couple of years, I think I’d actually kinda regret it if I didn’t play along at least once. The original stone eye of providence has been trampled into the soil by hundreds of children, but the pentagram from last summer remains intact.
Also, I sat on a log and now my legs are covered in sap. Now I remember why I stopped wearing shorts.
wait, isnt that the pentagram from that video of the dude following the trail in the woods and heavily criticizing the stone pentagram?
There. Fine. I did the thing. Since today (…er, yesterday?) apparently marks one year since Gravity Falls ended, I figured I’d do something to celebrate after like two years of requests.
Here you go.
This was the closest I could get to keeping a straight face. I hope you’re happy.