me, a judge at a cat show: 10 out of 10. did you see his little feetsies? did you see his pink nose? beautiful. a grand specimen. and what a blep! bring on the next one. oh wow! 10 out of 10! did you see his–
I wake up to this weird cat/sloth hybrid thing every morning. He’s currently upside down spooning me and keeps flicking his tail in my face. Unclear how I managed to end up with such a love bug.