From @hana__kitty: “when you can’t sleep and wake him up to give you attention” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2hYj3JP ]
Tag: cats
Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell
Every now and again though, you’ll get an interesting episode with a unique case. “Did you realize your cat is blind?”
“Your cat may have PTSD.”
“The shelter told you the cat was tame? They lied. This is obviously a feral cat.”
“This isn’t even a cat. This is a dog. How did you get this number?”
I’m not crying, you’re crying!!
Couldn’t find the reblog button though all the tears in my eyes
Damn it all.
;__;These aren’t tears in my eyes….Nope…Dust…Totally dust or an eye lash..
DAMN IT ALL! I CRY LIKE A BITCH EVERY TIME!
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soft & squishy, sharp & pointy
Person: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.
this is life with a cat
Aww
DID THEY USE AN OLD SOCK AND POKE HOLES IN IT FOR HIS WIDDLE PAWSIES??????!!!!!
me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone
he woke up and retrieved his paw
you Used him
he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me
youve betrayed his trust………he Knows
good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs
second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition
their cause is gaining numbers
this is a revolution
i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly
we are….defeated.
you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

The largest cat in NYC, and possibly
the world, is a 28 lb., 4-foot-long
Maine Coon named Samson. He’s
bigger than most bobcats (and most
toddlers), and every day he likes
to sit on his owner’s chest first
thing in the morning. Source Source 2him big
i want to cuddle him ❤
WHAT THE FUCK
i want this cat to sit on my chest first thing in the morning
The bodest of the bodes.
































