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“Oh come on…” Allen muttered darkly as Lenalee pulled him to the wall. “Lenalee, aren’t you at least going to destroy the robot before it kills Lavi?” he asked in a desperate tone. He had been counting on Lenalee going to the rescue, he would feel bad if Lavi actually did get injured, even if it was payback.

    “Quit worrying, Allen! We’re right on the robot’s path anyway, if brother has a bot that Lavi can’t handle, it’ll just take a quick kick to send it back over the edge!” Lenalee teased, glancing at the red-headed rabbit as he began to dash off, away from the loud clicks that were closing in.

     It might have been from her own fright, but Calera whisked out the shield that she often used, ready to turn it on as soon as the metal machine turned the corner.

Allen groaned. He had been counting on Lenalee being distracted so he could escape. Instead, now he was going to be caught in the middle of another one of Komui’s commotions dressed like this. And of course it would attract the attention of most of the Order…

“Lenalee, let me go back to my room and wear my normal clothes…” he whined. If he escaped now he could keep at least some of his dignity intact.

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     “You BASTARD, ALLEN!” Lavi shouted, leaping up to dash away from the scene. Komui was going to be there any second, and the rabbit just had to leave his innocence back in his room. Even now, it was as if you could hear the whirr of a new contraption heading their way.

     Lenalee just grabbed Allen by the shoulders, looked over to Lavi with a sad little shrug (’Sorry Lavi, I can’t convince my brother any better than you can, and we’re both in the same place…’) and dragged the white-haired boy close to the wall, to make room for the rampage.

     And Calera…well, the finder just pressed herself against the wall as much as she could, listening to the clicking of the robot draw near.

“Oh come on…” Allen muttered darkly as Lenalee pulled him to the wall. “Lenalee, aren’t you at least going to destroy the robot before it kills Lavi?” he asked in a desperate tone. He had been counting on Lenalee going to the rescue, he would feel bad if Lavi actually did get injured, even if it was payback.

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     “Okay, now I’m really curious. Can’t ya just tell me what’s goin’ on, Allen?” It nearly felt like a situation that happened a few months ago, only this time, it seemed to be less…hypnotic, per say. What an odd little circumstance, and Lavi wanted to get to the bottom of it as soon as possible, and possibly reap the rewards.

     Lenalee however, was just keeping an eye on her two main pieces, the controller and the player being controlled. Calera was quite a good distance away, but not far enough that the speedy exorcist couldn’t catch her in less than a second, if she had to.

“Lenalee is being a bully…” Allen muttered, trying to figure out a good way out of this situation. If he knew where Komui was…

Maybe he didn’t need to know where Komui was, the man seemed to have superhuman abilities when it came to his precious little sister. Allen just needed to provide the right incentive for the man to unknowingly come to his rescue.

“Sorry, Lavi…” He said quietly, as a plan of escape formed. 

Lavi stopped ruffling his hair. “Huh? Sorry for what.”

Allen took a deep breath, and shouted as loud as he could.

“Lavi proposed to Lenalee!”

He supposed this was a good payback for the little fiasco they had a few months ago.

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     “Hey, c’mon Allen! It’s not like ya can’t just go and change back into them, right?” Lavi said, patting Allen on the shoulder in a light manner, but adding a good ruffle to his hair as well. “Did ya make a bet or somethin’?”

    Lenalee just gave a bright smile and shook her head, not willing to explain away her own chance to have a bit of fun. Over on the other side of the group, Calera leaned against the wall, debating just walking off. She never really told Allen to do much else, so he could make a break for it once she was gone. If Calera thought Lenalee would let her.

“Something like that…” Allen muttered, ignoring Lavi messing up his hair. He tried to think of a way to get away, but unless he could figure out a way to stop Lenalee following him, there was not much hope.

So I need to somehow distract Lenalee with something… something she would prioritize more than coming after me…

Maybe Lavi’s presence would be helpful after all…

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    “But you look so cute like that, Allen! Can’t I at least get a picture or two of you first?” Lenalee crooned, before bursting into a fit of laughter over Allen’s attire. Which drew the rapt attention of both the finder and the bunny.

    Lavi was the first to reach the duo, out-pacing Calera with his tall legs and no cloak to keep him bound. He stood next to Lenalee, trying to discern whatever he could from the situation now that he didn’t bother to listen for Calera’s own explanation. ‘It’ll probably be funnier to hear lil’ Allen explain it anyway.’ “I think Lenalee is right, Al’!’ Lavi teased. “Ya look good in that!”

    Calera got a weary sense of deja vu as she strided up to stand behind Allen, at a relatively safe distance. She was losing control of the situation once more, and guess who had to show up? ‘If I hear one word about turning Allen into a cat…’

“Nooooo…” Allen groaned, sinking down to the floor and hugging his knees to his chest. “No pictures. Just let me have my normal clothes…”

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     Running. Really. The fastest exorcist to ever probably live was standing behind the door, and Allen is trying to run. It was kind of cute to Lenalee, as she only had to activate her boots for a second to catch up with the white-haired ‘maid’. Stopping in front of him, she was trying her best to prevent laughter as she reprimanded the other. “No one wants to end you, Allen! I just wanted to see what you’d look like when you wore this!”

     Meanwhile Calera only got to see what seemed to be a bright rush of black and white, before she had to duck away from the door and regret every decision made that day as she witnessed the speedy chick dash past her to catch up with Allen. Only seeing Allen from the back, the skimpy outfit was a good shock to Calera’s senses, and it only was added when a hand hit her shoulder from behind, and she looked up to see Lavi’s curious stare.

    “Hey, mind tellin’ me what’s goin’ on here?”

Well, Allen thought as he was easily caught by Lenalee, It was worth a shot, anyways…

“Ok, well, you see me. Now can I take it off?” he asked, leaning against the wall and trying to cover up as much of the costume as he could with his arms. He heard a familiar voice, and turned to see Lavi behind Calera, and groaned. God really does hate me… He pressed himself against the wall, trying to look as small as possible, as if that would make Lavi somehow overlook him.

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  “Come on Allen, you’re acting childish!” Lenalee reprimanded, a teasing tone in her voice. “Just open the door and let me see how you look!”

   Lenalee wasn’t really in the mood to use her innocence to bust down the door. Oh, she would love to just to speed up the process; however, the sound might bring Komui or someone else running, and she couldn’t have that! So instead, she looked over to the finder she had led over to Allen’s door, and smiled with something that Calera could only describe as Komui-like. “Mind? I’m certain your sister would be glad to help if i need it! Or maybe even brother!”

  And this was one of the main reasons why Calera hated having a sister as a scientist. Calera knew those were empty threats, but the thought of it was frightening enough to just go ahead and call out. Walking up to the door, Calera called into the small crack between the door and the wall as clearly and calmly as she could.

  “Look, this will just go faster if you just open the door, Allen. just hurry up and let us in, okay?”

Allen growled as his body rose against his will.

“Would it be easier to just tell Komui I want to marry Lenalee and let him end me? Or go insult Kanda?” Allen grumbled to himself as he moved for the door. He had a feeling that he wouldn’t even get a chance to try to provoke anyone once Lenalee stepped over that threshold. Was worth a shot, though, since he had a feeling everyone was going to see his ridiculous outfit anyways, might as well be while he’s trying to escape an even darker fate.

“Alright, Ill open the door.” he called, hoping they were far enough away from the door to grab him. He threw the door open, and bolted out of his room. Komui, Kanda, it didn’t really matter as long as one of them put him into a coma long enough for this thing to wear off. Maybe that was a bit dramatic, but he figured desperate times called for desperate measures.