thegillnet:

Tbh all I want is for the subject of rank to come up next time Allen and Kanda start arguing, which will probably be the second they see each other again.

“Hey if it isn’t stupid Kanda, late to the party as usual.”

“That’s General Kanda to you, Beansprout. How’s it feel being just a common Exorcist?”

“Wait, hold up. You? A general? Now I really can’t return to the Order.”

“I already put in a petition to have you excommunicated forever, so that shouldn’t be a problem.”

“Maybe you should write up an executive order to have the stick pulled out of your ass while you’re at it.”

“Not before the executive order to shave your goddamn head.”