
@badlydrawnnoahofdestruction for your Ice-Skating Au đ
Itâs hearbreaking how many times and how spectacularly life says âfuck youâ to Allen.
You have no memories or anyone to rely on? Itâd be a shame if people exploited that an abused you.
You have a hindering disability? Itâd be a shame if you werenât forced to do manual labour for little to no food.
Finally found someone who looks past that disability society deems grotesque and accepts you as a human being as well as family? Itâd be a shame if they died and left you all alone again.
Someone offers you to bring your loved one back from the dead? Itâd be a shame if the one you loved was forced to kill you so youâd have to kill them to survive.
You survived turning your loved one into an Akuma? Itâd be a shame if you were forced to destroy them with the âcursed armâ, ended up having a mental scar that never heals and a curse thatâs the source of your new nightmares as a bonus.
You were saved from dying of bloodloss and hypothermia? Itâd be a shame if the person who saved you constantly kept you at an emotional distance.
You finally found a reason to live and wield the weapon that robbed you of love? Itâd be a shame if it started giving up on you. Oh and surprise, a very kind person you met on a train a while back plucked that ugly thing off you, isnât that nice?
You finally found people you love? Itâd be a shame if you were ripped away from them. Oh, and the very nice person from the train even put a hole in your heart so youâd die slow and painful and in fear, loneliness and hopelessness.
Oh you actually survived it! But the reason of your existence is lost o o p s. You did manage to recover it eventually but not before getting ripped apart. Literally. Molecule by monecule.
Finally reunited with your loved ones? Itâd be a shame if you ended up abducted and forced to participate in a survival game where you lose everyone one by one and experience the same helpless feeling of using all you love.
Eventually manage to save everyone? Itâd be a shame if you faced heavy consequences for that – like being accused of treason and heresy because you can operate the enemyâs tool you stole. Oh and as a bonus you recall that your most most important person has something to do with it!
You finally learn the truth why you could operate the enemyâs device! Turns out itâs because said enemy resides in you and will eventually erode you, the person who saved you deceived you and your most most important person might have never loved you. At all. Also, everyone else you love becomes suspicious of you. Oh and the person who saved you disappeared on you, leaving you in an even bigger emotional and existential crisis.
Finally manage to pull yourself together a bit? Itâd be a shame if you made a mistake that led to the enemy getting to know that youâre one of them, they come for you, kill and irreversibly harm people you loved so that youâd join them. Despite giving your all, youâre still powerless to stop a tragedy.
Oh and you die again for a bit.You revive only to be thrown into dungeon.
Someone actually comes to visit you in said prison upon hearing that you donât eat? Itâs de a shame if another enemy that lurked within your ranks came exactly then to âuniteâ with you. Whatever that means. But they killed your savior the d r a m a.
Oh, you actually get saved! By the enemy of all people! Too bad your friends misinterpret it and think you really betrayed them this time. Youâre forced to leave your home and your loved ones and endure 3 months of loneliness to protect them.
Some of your friends eventually find you! You know what would be fun? If you lost control and almost killed one of them. Now you canât even trust your own self to keep them safe.
Your friend still wants to stay by your side! Too bad that everyone finds you and youâre forced to run again.
Too bad you get knocked out and surpressed again.
Too bad you wake up in a different world with no escape.
Too bad that the person who saved you wonât save you this time.
Too bad no one is there to save you. They might be there, watching you, but they wonât save you.
Too bad that in the end youâre all on your own.
New comic featuring Stripper Allen! Which is canon btw, see here.  Itâs also canon that Allen will flirt his way out of sticky situations (ah-hem remember the zombie arc).
So yeah, Link held an extremely organized intervention and forced everyone (including Kanda) to vote in favor of Allen receiving a proper education.

have u ever wondered what allen would look like in a mariachi outfit??
well WONDER NO MORE!!

Marie loves both of his little brothers equally. Marie spoils Allen extra because he knows Miranda loves to see Allen happy.Â
In one of the Vol. Talk Corners Allen says that Marie is his big brother because he has the best shoulders for riding. If you donât think that that is the cutest thing then I donât know. I also love that all the other characters were expecting Allen to pick Lavi as his big bro.
