“i’m gonna draw something shitty” i said
and i did
Kanda: You piss me off!
Allen: Glad I’m doing something right with my life.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
June 1st!
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
Pokémon GO latest news recap:
- Pokémon GO to have a Solstice Event featuring a increased spawns of Fire and Ice-type Pokémon starting this Tuesday, big boosts in Experience gained for throwing Poké Balls and cheaper Lucky Eggs.
- Pokémon GO has been downloaded over 750,000,000 times in the past year
- Gyms are to be disabled in Pokémon GO for a short while soon to prepare for upgrades to the system.
- In-life Pokémon GO events are starting to be held. These are beginning with one in Chicago on July 22nd. Tickets for the event will go on sale on June 19th. European events will also be held from June through September in Unibail-Rodamco shopping centers.
The Pokémon GO Solstice Fire & Ice-type event has begun. Runs until 8pm UTC June 20th.
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