occasionallyomniscient:

wunkolo:

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

This has gotta be a book holy shit

corvidsystem:

pros and cons of slytherin house

pros:

  • great at lying to get out of things
  • very loyal to their close friends
  • kings of debate 
  • powerful allies because they can and will go big or go home to prove themselves to you
  • classy as hell when they want to be
  • can dress very very well
  • know their way around people and manners

 cons:

  • over emotional and can be stupidly impulsive because of it
  • stubborn and big headed 
  • cruel and cutting personality when they’re not trying
  • very stressed
  • they’re that one kid in class who calls out the teacher on being wrong and pisses them off so the class has to deal with the annoyed teacher
  • try too hard and crack and you’re left to pick up the pieces 
  • most likely to act on bias, so they’re judgy dicks

other houses: (x) (x) (x)