Dipper couldn’t be with Mabel in tlm cause he would’ve went tf off when those unicorns said she wasn’t a good person, fuckin decked them .3 seconds after they made her cry, and then reassured her that it’s okay to make mistakes and not be perfect it doesn’t make her any less of a good person and the episode would’ve only been like 8 minutes long
can you imagine ford as a college lecturer or, god forbid, a professor. sweet jesus itd be a disaster (also wouldve made college infinitely more exciting for me tbh)
“will the course be hard”
“no fucking idea”
“do you have a syllabus for us dr. pines”
“um…” *rifles through some desk drawers, sweeps some books and papers off his desk, digs around, comes up with a crooked frown* “no. no i dont. apparently.”
“what textbook are we using”
“textbooks are filled with pretention and oft-misconstrued words! no, my dear students, we will go outside and experience the course material firsthand! it is, after all, the best way to learn!”
“is there a chance we could die in this course dr. pines”
“no! well… maybe. watch your step out here, i believe there’s some patches of quicksand which sucks you through a wormhole into another dimension”
“is there any way i can get my money back for this class”
*nervously side eyes a picture frame of his brother on a file cabinet* “ah… no, sorry, no refunds…” *awkwardly clears throat and pretends stan didnt fucking blow all the money on stan o’ war upgrades and a trip to vegas already*
ford often leaps onto his or a student’s desk and loudly pontificates on some unrelated literature and rants about how holden caulfield is a spoiled brat and that mary shelley invented science fiction and how hp lovecraft is an antisemite and sometimes his students will livestream his shouting rants, or theyll tweet like “my prof is going tf off about classic lit–this is an advanced bio class btw” and others will avidly take notes and others will just like, pull their hoods up and take a nap
“hey dr. pines you sound kinda like the guy from the farmers insurance commercials”
“the what now”
“does dr. pines even have office hours”
“yeah but hes usually on the roof trying to jack somebodys wifi signal or harness lightning because he told us the campus is ‘foolish not to take advantage of the opportunity to obtain clean energy’ or whatever, i dont know, hes nuts”
“hey dr pines why were you getting arrested on the news last week”
“oh that was my brother. we’re identical twins, hes always been a bit of a law breaker”
“how did he embezzle money from a library”
“i dont know and i dont want to know, quite frankly”
Can we normalize the idea that women can have deep voices? please??
Especially for trans women who feel gross or out of place for their deep voice.
Please, break the standard that all women have high pitched, perfect, feminine voices.
My car got towed on NYE, so after unsuccessfully trying every number programmed into my phone, I called my dad’s ass up at 2 AM to pick up myself and my friends to go get my vehicle out of impound (my dad is awesome. More on that later.)
Included in my group of friends was my friend Anna who had recently come forward as trans. She had very recently started presenting as a woman, and was pretty insecure in it, and had never met my father previously, so it wasn’t as though I had time to brief him on the situation. Anna was pretty shy during the whole ride, tucked in the back and letting her friends talk over her. She only spoke up after I had gotten my car back, thanking him for helping out.
The next day, I called to thank him for that night, and he asked me who was the girl with the deep voice. At first my heart sink in my guts, but without missing a beat, he started raving about how he LOVED her voice. He listed off a few actresses from his day who had had very deep voices, and how he adored it, and that kind of slow sultry speaking had been fading more and more as pop culture pushed for childish voices in women.
Your deep voice is gorgeous trans friends (and cis friends too.) it is warm and low and smooth like honey and perfect in every way. It is smoldering and evocative and absolutely beautiful.
someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality
I’m just worried about what’s going to happen once neurotypical people get tired of them bc it’s not just some pop culture trend for people “have fun” with like stimming actually helps those with autism and ADHD/ADD?? And fidget spinners and fidget cubes were made for that specific purpose. And I’m not trying to condemn neurotypical people using fidget tools I just wish the trend would help bring attention to the fact that stimming is something helpful
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