– in a constant loop between “you know what FUCK SOCIETY I WILL LIVE MY LIFE HOWEVER I WANT AND DO WHATEVER I WANT” and “i still lowkey want to please people around me and not cause too much conflict tho”
– that thing when an ESFP starts describing a situation and they play out all people in it and they do it SO GOOD and it’s SO FUNNY do they all do that
– at the centre of attention is where they will be
– somehow doesn’t exactly belong to any group but is considered a part of every group
– me: oh yesterday I’ve met /that person you have no chances of knowing/
ESFP: ooooOOOH I KNOW THEM
me: how
– is never home but somehow manages to sleep?????
ENFP
– BEST LITERARY TASTES. If ENFP tells you to read that book you go read that book I’m telling you
– “and they told me to do it but you know it’s stupid so i’m not gonna do it”
– can be super annoyed by people they love, but remains loyal to their group
– angry with all their body, vivid gestures included. generally they are moving all the time.
– somehow pretty charismatic and it looks like they feel easy in a leader position
– life isn’t a competition EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT IS
ESTP
– i know only one and they are the class president somehow??????
– “WHEN I SEE MY MOTHER CRY I’M READY TO KILL SOME FUCKERS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW”
ENTP
– awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
– puns
– i mean puns, ready to write to you at 3 AM just to proudly write a pun they’ve just come up with
– oh no you are sad??? it’s okay they will bake cookies or smh
– the more personal conversation gets the more “lmao” there is
– you can say when they feel happy to be around you and it’s just so adorable
– they are so smart & try to act like they aren’t & everyone can see they are smart anyway so you failed, entp
– entp: i’m going to try doing that new thing and it will be awesome and i will love it!
entp, later: it sucks
entp, even more later: NO YOU KNOW IT WAS COOL ALL ALONG
– *drinks awful juice for the first time* *eats awful meal for the first time* “ohhh it’s… pretty good!”
– really happy to be a part of some group but won’t say it out loud
– “and it was THEN when my Fe destroyed me!!”
INFP
– looks pretty egocentric & has the lowest self-esteem around
– “if I don’t like it I won’t do it, it’s just that easy”
– they are all attention whores (me too, infps)
– w r i t i n g
ISTP
– SO LOYAL LIKE IF AN ISTP LIKES YOU THERE’S LIKE 0.000001% CHANCE THAT THEY WILL EVER LET YOU GO
– after reading this will probably try explaining to me why the math comparison was wrong and didn’t fit
– have such a hard time expressing their feelings
– if they like you and they can talk to you about their day they are so happy? just talk about what they were doing, really.
– “i feel bad? well i guess i will just bottle it up forever”
– can be rly rly quiet & needs a lot of alone time
– there’s objective logic everywhere just let me find it logic is my bitch
– they will be frustrated if you don’t make sense to them but they will try to understand – if not because they like you then at least for science reasons because “what is that wild creature and why do they act like that, i must observe”
– “sarcasm is the only way I speak”
INTP
– I LOVE
– when I start talking to an INTP the 7 hours long conversation is almost guaranteed
– they seem so genuinely interested in what you have to say and ask questions and stuff & what they say makes you genuinely interested as well because they have such an interesting knowledge on subjects you’ve never thought about
– “on the other side tho”
– puns
– on most subjects it’s really easy to convince them because they are always open to see the other side’s point of view
– usually remembers all you’ve told them but always asks if they remember correctly
– intp: OKAY I MADE UP MY MIND
intp, a day later: ON THE OTHER SIDE,
– “look at that dog!”
– mood swings
– so adorable just let me hug them all
INFJ
– takes care of your shit since you’ve met them
– “NO YOU KNOW WHAT. I’M NOT DOING THIS SHIT FOR THEM THIS TIME. THEY WILL HAVE TO MANAGE IT ON THEIR OWN. I’M DONE HELPING THEM. *does this shit for them because of course they won’t manage it on their own so someone has to*”
– saves the world since they were born
– will try to help, joke about how they failed to help, beat themselves internally over how they failed to help
– OKAY TIME FOR ANOTHER SELF-DEPRACATING JOKE
– you: *starts feeling bad*
INFJ, a second later, out of nowhere: hey are you okay?
– MAKES PLANS. SO MANY PLANS. HOW CAN YOU MANAGE ALL THESE PLANS.
– “i’ve been planning on reading/watching it one day since 2004 but I haven’t found any time since then”
– “my Fe can tolerate your stupidity but my Ni-Ti is so done”
– always done with humanity
– *snarky commentary*
ISTJ
– “so usually when I wake up I have a strict plan of how this day is going to look like and it’s extremely pissing off when something doesn’t go according to that plan”
– ISTJ: *is doing homework for ten hours*
me: do you maybe want to—
ISTJ: NO I WON’T COPY OFF YOUR HOMEWORK I’M NOT WEAK
– somehow really wants to show you that you are important to them, even if they are awkward with feelings
– that smile they have when they talk about people they love doing stuff
– also that excited voice they have while doing so
– “I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND. HOW CAN YOU JUST… NOT BE PREPARED.”
– their anger is so cold and so visible
– some values are not to be touched!
INTJ
– really really REALLY cares about people they like
– is really sensitive for their loved ones’ pain and really awkward when trying to comfort them but boy do they try
– that person that will come back for you after the group wanders off and you are left behind
– INTJ, about really hard situations they’ve been through: “this wasn’t such a big deal tho, I mean eh, it’s over now”
– “HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO STUPID I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND”
– ignorance pisses them off even more than it pisses off other human beings
– it’s Monday and my INTJ dad calls me when I’m at school.
me: yeah?
INTJ: hey, I have something important to tell you.
me: sure, what?
INTJ: could you pick up [your sister] from school-
me: sure
INTJ: –on Friday?
– “you know I just… don’t like it when something doesn’t go according to my plan”
– will plan everything for the trip before you try helping
i’m starting to hate the frequency of pinterest as a google result more than i hate pinterest itself. listen, google, googly-mate, pinterest isn’t a fuckign source. I want the sites those pictures came from because those are the ones with information such as dates, which is the entire point of the thing I am googling.
Damn right. How the hell am I supposed to find tutorials on how to do wire work or bead weaving when the first howevermany pages of Google results are some idiot’s cluster of Pinterest collections of those tutorials?
SOMEONE ELSE HATES PINTEREST AS MUCH AS I DO
not only does it fuck with sourcing images, but you can’t even SEE the images unless you have a ~pinterest account~ which I have zero interest in acquiring; it does this so completely adorable coy little thing where it shows you half the page and then when you scroll down it goes *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* JOIN PINTEREST 2 SEE MORE! *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* and my systolic reading spikes.
and google lists individual pinterest pages as separate results, so if a picture is popular, there can be HUNDREDS of pinterest listings before you find anything you could possibly trace back to a source.
listen, all my art bros who are mad about people not sourcing art, i dig that, i agree that sourcing is important, but maybe stop saying reverse image search is easy or ‘30 seconds’ or whatever. sometimes it’s just straight up impossible because fucking pinterest ruins everything.
SUPER EASY WAY TO AVOID PINTEREST: type your query and then -pinterest
7 of the first 12 results are from pinterest
zero items from pinterest not a single one I’m free
As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you don’t have to stay alive for yourself. People will say it’s a bad idea to live for external things because they’re temporary, and it’s true living for yourself is ideal but if you’re not to that point yet that’s ok too.
I’ve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.
This is something everyone should see. Thank you for sharing this.
Transformers kept me alive. When the 2007 movie was announced I was going through an incredibly hard time emotionally. I saw the preview and every time I thought about killing myself I thought, “but then I won’t get to see this thing I’ve always wanted to see, good or not.” And it got me through.
I’m in a place where I live for myself now, but don’t toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own.
don’t toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own
Where’s the fun in that? XD There are also plenty of resources on Tumblr and within the fandom, as well as on Google if you’re getting frustrated with cracking the codes and ciphers. This is also a good resource.
(Since I’m sure some people genuinely struggle with this and want to know how the ciphers actually work instead of just using an auto-decoder, I took the time to explain them)
How they work depends on the cryptogram being used.
Ceasar shifts all the letters of
the alphabet over a few spaces. It can change, but Gravity Falls generally does a 3 letter shift. So like, A would turn into C, B
into D, etc.
Atbash flips the alphabet backwards. So A turns into Z, B turns into Y, etc.
A1Z26 turns the letters into numbers. A is 1, B is 2, etc.
Vigenere is more complicated. It uses the same concept as the Casesar cipher, but uses a codeword to determine the shift. If you were going to code GRAVITYFALLS using the codeword PINES, for example…
P I N E S P I N E S P I (Codeword) 15 8 13 4 18 15 8 13 4 18 15 8 (How far to shift [A=0]) G R A V I T Y F A L L S V Z N Z A I G S E D A A
So coding GRAVITYFALLS with the keyword PINES would create VZNZAIGSEDAA. To decode, you usually need to know the codeword, this code is extremely difficult to decode without it, but there are online programs that can try to decode it. This one is the best Ive found so far.
These are just the three used in the show (not counting the symbols, but that is usually just a substitution cipher, where they substitute letters for symbols instead, so no actual decoding, just figuring out what symbols are what letters).
Some codes in the show use more than one of these, though. So keep in mind they can be used together.
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