I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation
I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.
He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”
Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.
Jic case you thought I was lying
Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…
BEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN AND WOW I WISH
Van Hohenheim: *starts out as a slave who is unable to read or write*
Van Hohenheim: *learns to read and write and eventually becomes a monk*
Van Hohenheim: *is taught extensive knowledge of alchemy*
Van Hohenheim: *watches entire race get destroyed by some arrogant prick in a jar*
Van Hohenheim: *goes to foreign country, spreads peace, and teacher them alchemy for healing*
Van Hohenheim: *sacrifices a long life with his wife and kids to go save a country from complete annihilation*
Van Hohenheim: *loves and cares for his sons, and does not blame them for hating him*
Van Hohenheim: *feels genuinely guilty for leaving his family and blames himself for his wive’s death*
Van Hohenheim: *asks family and close friends to leave the country just in case he doesn’t succeed*
Van Hohenheim: *tries to convince the murderer of his countrymen to stop being so evil and refuses to fight him because he feels it’s wrong*
Van Hohenheim: *sacrifices himself to protect his eldest son from being completely annihilated*
Van Hohenheim: *hugs his youngest son as soon as he gets his body back, because he know he misses human warmth*
Van Hohenheim: *spends his last remaining moments at his wife’s grave telling her how much he loved her and his sons*
Fullmetal Fandom: HE’S SUCH A HEARTLESS ASSHOLE!!! HOW COULD HE DO THAT TOO POOR ED AND AL?!?! I HATE HIM!!!
Me: Did you even watch the fucking show?
Denny’s is your local, friendly diner open 24 hours a day every day of the year. A place to relax and enjoy a breakfast at any hour, a fulfilling lunch or delicious dinner. All are welcome at Denny’s, and it’s your safest location, provided you follow this very simple guide for the nightly hours.
Never close your eyes in a Denny’s parking lot.
Walk calmly to the door; you will hear sounds. Do not look behind you.
Always make sure the door closes behind you, unless it was already open when you arrived, in which case do not touch the door.
Never sit at the table farthest from the front door. Your server will sometimes try to seat you there. Politely refuse and ask for another table.
If you see a table with two salt-shakers, walk past it; that table is taken. Sit at the table directly across from it instead.
Eat your pancakes. Box any leftovers; it would be a shame to waste food. It might attract something.
Do not, under any circumstance, look into the eyes of your own reflection in the bathroom.
If your server’s eyes turn black, do not panic; order a coffee with extra cream. Do not ask for a refill. Do not stare.
Think you recognize someone who just walked in? Best to ignore it. It’s probably not what it seems. They will proceed to sit at the table farthest from the door.
If you are walking past a Denny’s and you see yourself sitting in the corner booth through the window, keep walking. Do not eat at Denny’s that night.
Did you tip? You better double check. It’s only polite to leave a tip.
Do not ask questions. They will Notice.
Your local Denny’s is the perfect place for a delicious meal at all hours of the day. Hope you enjoy your next visit to any Denny’s Diner!
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
haha sick one! anyway, am I going to lose my health insurance in a few months
Guys. I get it, this isn’t ensuring you a living wage or banning AHCA.
But the courts have used Trump’s tweets to strike down the travel ban. This is important, even if it has a dumb name meant to needle him. His tweets are official correspondence, meaning they can illuminate his legislative intent, meaning they need to be on record. This can save lives. Using his tweets in court has saved lives. You can care about this AND your health insurance.
where a superhero has to deal with a supervillain who thinks they’re their best friend
“we’re enemies – last week you tried to rob a bank”
“i got us a groupon for that new thai restaurant”
“you stole it!”
“it’s really the savings that are the crime”
‘here’s a handmade friendship bracelet for you!’
‘you didn’t make that, the girl scout you stole that from is crying right over there!’
‘i also got you thin mints!’
“this box is half empty…”
“half the calories!”
‘and here’s a latte to wash the cookies down!’
‘this to-go cup doesn’t have either of our names on it.’
‘no one seemed to respond in the first 5 seconds after the barista called the name out, so i took it to make sure it wouldn’t go to waste!’
“why are you doing this while robbing a bank? who brings a latte to a heist?”
“well i thought you’d be thirsty from trying to stop criminals.”
“you’re the one doing the crime!”
“hey, i’m an artist. this isn’t even the only bank being robbed by me right now.”
‘speaking of art, i’ve already returned the original wharhol’s you stole back to the museum.’
‘but those were your birthday present!’
‘they were stolen and i don’t even like pop art!’
‘so what you’re saying is something art nouveau for Hanukkah then?’
“we aren’t FRIENDS. you’re EVIL! you’re breaking the law right now!”
“is this because i didn’t come to your slam poetry night? i was in jail”
“i am aware. i put you there. AND YOU WEREN’T INVITED!”
‘i know, i just friended you on facebook so that you can invite me next time!’
’…did you already friend my MOM?’
‘she’s a lovely woman, we’re going antiquing next sunday!
“YOU CAN’T MAKE HER AN ACCESSORY TO CRIME”
“please, she’d never get caught with me”
“you get caught all the time!”
“well, yeah, by you”
“Why are you mad at me?”
“I don’t know. It could be the fact, that I not only have to bail you out of jail. I now have to bail my mother out of jail. For your little antiquing trip.”
“Come on the price on that Victorian dresser should be a felony.”
“He right hon. It was so overpriced.”
“MOOOOOOOM you are not helping. And please don’t take his side.”
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