also let’s be real here: Allen is ambidextrous, selfless, a card sharp, and a trained acrobat with amazing stamina. he’d be fucking amazing in bed despite what size he is ok 👌 I can’t wait for the HQ scan so someone can fix this anatomy atrocity
here’s a compilation of my fav tags for this gay disaster: (check back for updates!)
sugirandom:
#when the animators realize Yullen is what sells
#MDJEJGJDJRHFOE #THIS IS SO MISLEADING WTF #IT LOOKS LIKE KANDA IS DISAPPOINTED
AT ALLENS SIZE LMAO
starisia: #I wonder if this is their way of trying to make up for what’s gonna be in
today’s episode #If so they are forgiven
mintyfreshbacon:
DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS BEANSPROUT
#Allen looks 200% done #I don’t even know what the fuck Kanda thinks he’s doing
#It’s like the photographer just threw him on the ground randomly and said yep
that’s good #Now his back’s broken but the show must go on
49theart: #what the
fuck is this #this is gayer than me
heartlessvanitas:
#WHAT IS
THIS #IT
LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST HAD REALLY ANGSTY HOOKUP SEX
moyashi-kunn:
#I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY #WE GET YULLEN FANSERVICE
BUT IT’S THIS? LMFAO
cundohoi: WHO THE FUCK
POSES LIKE THIS
#FOR REAL THO #I TRIED AND BROKE MY HIPS
Man, this episode was chilling for a bunch of reasons, but the thing that gets me the most is Jasper’s view on Rose Quartz.
Because…hell she’s right.
Rose became a sort of safe haven for the Gems who didn’t fit into their intended role somehow: fusions, runts, non-conformers, you name it. And she was appealing in part because she was the last resort for those sorts of Gems. Jasper makes it clear these Gems would otherwise be shattered under the Diamonds. Joining Rose may not have always been a free, voluntary, ideological choice; maybe, sometimes, it was pure desperation.
That leads me to this: Jasper didn’t swat away Steven’s touch because she suspected him; she swatted him off because she understood him.
She understood he was doing what Rose Quartz always does: identifying a Gem so destroyed beyond its original purpose, and then offering to help it, offering compassion and comfort and gentleness. Against the dawning realization that only shattering awaits them on Homeworld, what Gem wouldn’t reach for Rose’s hand?
And no, Rose wasn’t being compassionate strictly as a military strategy. Not at all. But that’s what Jaspersees. And from an objective standpoint, she’s not wrong. This is how Rose recruits Gems–with kindness in a hopeless situation.
At that moment, Jasper saw Rose’s hand extended to her. And knowing what she knew, that could only mean that Rose has pegged her as something irredeemable to Homeworld. She had broken down into something defective and corrupted enough to seem worthy of pity in Rose Quartz’s eyes, worthy of being swayed.
Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil’y has responded by making her own meows as gravely as possible, so I can meow at her again.
So if there are any other guys or non-binaries out there who are worried that their pets won’t recognize them after they start hormone-therapy or something similar, don’t worry. Your pets will love you. They already know who you are.
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