Author: codemageddon

nefariousasexualschemeoftheday:

cliqueofcolour:

aphobephobe:

devilmeadow:

of course aroaces aren’t straight,
but they sure as fuck aren’t queer either

aroaces live in a paradox of sexuality you’ve heard it here first folks

nefarious aro/ace scheme
1) Not be straight
2) Not be queer either, causing an paradoxical existence
3) become an all-encompassing nothing
4) having become the void c͢͡oǹ̸s̡ư̸͢m͝e҉ ̡͏à͝ļ́l̵̕
( @nefariousasexualschemeoftheday am i doin this right?)

[sniff] They grow up so fast…

Originally posted by expertinawkward

ryanphantom:

nefariousasexualschemeoftheday:

forgethewielder:

ryanphantom:

this is so fucking important

there was no big joke leading up to this or anything

this is how you do it

*sigh*  Tumblr…do you have to get your vile snowflake slime all over everything I enjoy?  Go back to gushing over Steven Universe.

Today’s Nefarious Asexual Scheme:

1. Appear on TV show

2. Coat everything you love in foul asexual protoplasm, thus preventing you from enjoying it

3. Destroy joy everywhere

@nefariousasexualschemeoftheday I fully endorse your addition to my post