why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
i would die happy if one of them sang about money
“Oh sailor, oh sailor, lay your head to rest, come sailor, come sailor, come to your death– wait what the fuck are we singing about is this sailor ok”
(original art is Ulysses and the Siren by Herbert James Draper, 1909)
Because we already knew Fidds used the memory gun on Ford, but in addition to learning that Ford found out about it, that page implies that Fidds was using the gun on Ford frequently.
Not only that, but you just get a sense that he was using it a lot in general, as an all-purpose problem solver. See something you’d rather not have seen? Zap. Your boss notice you erasing your own memory? Zap. Need help with your top secret project but can’t let anyone find out about it? Zap. Zap. Zap.
It’s just too realistic, something like a memory-erasing ray is so tempting, isn’t it? Imagine if you could just remove an embarrassing moment. Or make someone you care about forget something foolish that you did, something that hurt their feelings. Think of the things you could get away with if you were certain no one would remember you’d done them afterwards.
Because it’s not like you’re hurting people, right? You’re just…making them forget a little thing they’d be better off not remembering.
Allen Walker is the champion and saviour of The Gays. Well before he knew about lady alma, he believed kanda loved alma and Alma loved Kanda and that they should have settled the matter by hugging it out and making up all romantic like. Never once did he think the relationship was platonic, or was surprised/stunned by two boys being in deep passionate love, He never questioned it. Through out it all he used male pronouns for Alma. As soon as he knew about their history he was ride or die. He Defied orders to protect them. He even arranged for them to be alone so they can spend their last moments together. Allen Walker Ally hero.
Allen is the #1 Yulma shipper and no one can convince me otherwise.
Okay, look. I’m really kind of mad right now. Ever since hearing about these figures that are going to be coming out, I was trying not to get my hopes up? But I also just couldn’t… I couldn’t believe that a set of 8 Gravity Falls figures was going to be released, in 2016, (actually it could be 2017, I don’t know for sure), and somehow, SOMEHOW, whoever was making them would decide NOT to include Ford in the first wave.
Just… that’s impossible, right? Ford’s freaking Journal 3 is a NYTs bestseller. (Granted, I am sure these were planned before J3′s release and sales figures came in.) There is NO other merchandise of Ford at all – which only makes sense when most of the previous merchandise for the show dates back to Season 1 (or prior to NWHS anyway). Disappointing, but, okay, understandable. But you fix that if you are putting out new merchandise in 2016, right? The show’s over. THE PINES FAMILY HAS FOUR MEMBERS. THERE ARE TWO SETS OF TWINS.
How…. HOW do you decide to put the fucking rainbow-barfing gnome figure in the first wave, and NOT FORD?
Note: Some digging suggests that UCC Distributing is putting out the figures. Honest to god, I’m going to look into a way to write to them. I don’t know exactly when they are coming out. What I know about them so far is slim – that they are 2″-3″ “blind box” figures (meaning you don’t know which figure you are buying until you get the box and open it), although at some point it would be possible to buy the entire set at once. I also heard something about a possible second wave of figures? But who knows when that will happen, or IF it will happen. (A second wave could contain figures like Fiddleford, Pacifica, Gideon, etc. Why on earth you would not save that barfing gnome for the second wave, I do not know.)
Also, the same company is going to be putting out some Gravity Falls plush keychains. I don’t know what the selection on that is going to be. Now I’m just kind of worried, in a resigned way.
Ugh. I’m not being histrionic when I say that if the first wave set includes Ford, I will absolutely buy them all. And if it doesn’t, I wouldn’t buy any of them. That’s partly because… c’mon, man, FORD. And partly because I would be too irritated by the Pines Family set being incomplete.
The only possible bright spot I can still see is that the above is clearly concept art and not photos of the actual finished figures. So I guess it’s possible that’s not the final line-up for the first wave. But at this point I don’t even want to hope. 😦
Part of me wants to feel sad over the new journal page and make angst but another part of me wants to shitpost about Fidds stalking Ford and how he probably wore those robes around town and around the house
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