I love your “Greg meets Ruby and Sapphire” comic – but also consider this: it takes Ruby like fifty games to figure out that Sapphire’s kind-of-future-vision is why she beats her every single time

loycos:

georgejamesvaltom:

scribefindegil:

Finally made some flowerpot labels this morning.

Excellent accuracy my friend.

sandandglass:

The Half Hour S05E02 – Ramon Rivas II

robinsherman:

spoopy-kanaya:

bundyspooks:

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

“Wizard, The”

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

soupery:

gnite

hellogumdrop:

seeing Obama make Biden a friendship bracelet makes me regret downloading snapchat a little less.

Protip

glumshoe:

If you’re going to be murdered, make sure you have a difficult cipher clutched in your hand.

rokutsubasa:

So I kinda created an AU of my own, called “Mirage Falls”

Bill’s outfit design is inspired by Jiangshi from Chinese folktales

於是自創了一個AU，Mirage(鏡花水月)Falls

有一些腦洞，但好緊張啊ww

shourca:

I finally get to design my Bill properly Q▽Q Eventhough I really love Bill having all back hairstyle, his hair always gives me pain lllorz So to make things easier, I had to change.

After a lot of struggle in re-designing, I’m quite happy with this one. So…yeah! gonna stick to this one from now on. :3♥

a-million-chromatic-dreams:

bill-mcfricken-cipher:

lolnoodle:

a-million-chromatic-dreams:

a-million-chromatic-dreams:

a-million-chromatic-dreams:

So I showed the kids I babysit the first episode of Gravity Falls… and we’re watching the bit at the very end where Grunkle Stan opens the vending machine and goes into the basement.

The boy looks to me and asks, “Is that like his secret lair, or something?”

Me, trying very hard not to grin: “Yeah, sure. I guess!”

Update: They’re nagging me over who the author of the journals is, and why the journals have six fingers. I just looked at them and smiled.

Also, we started watching “Little Dipper,” and they booed Gideon when he came on screen again. 😄

Update #2: I had to leave, but they already want to know when I can babysit them again so they can watch more.

I… I think they’re hooked. Ooops.

*coughs* Worth it!

YES CORRUPT THE CHILDREN

Break their sanities into pieces and drag them to this insane, paranoia-riddled fandom

Sacrifice them to the demon lord Bill

holy crud, cakkuu…! the youngest is like, seven? 😨😂

Perhaps wait until theyre 12 to sacrifice them to the demon lord Bill.