lemonsharks:

berlynn-wohl:

discochurch:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.

Me: [googles “where do i get a passport”]
Me: [goes to that building]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: Third floor, room twelve.
Me: [goes to that room]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: That desk over there.
Me: [goes to that desk]
Me: Where do I get a passport?
Them: Fill out this form.
Me: [thinking] Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, there’s a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue him…

being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines

extensordelapis:

Okay. So let’s analize the new desings of team RWBY.

Looking at Ruby we can see (Especially on her cape) that she and probably Jaune, Ren and Nora saw some action. It’s still pretty goth, and pretty pratical for combat and walking around.

Weiss it’s a oposite of Ruby. She deson’t look like a huntress, she looks more like a singer. And she probably is. Her father probably forbid her of being a huntress OR she dosen’t want to be one any more.

Blake’s outfit is my favorite by far, I always liked long coats but this is not the point. It looks shady, like some thing a mercenary or a criminal use. And it probably is.

Yang’s is the most civilian looking one, and with good reason. It’s clear that she is not a huntress anymore. 

Overall, I think these desings are WAY TOO COOL.

astolat:

grypwolf:

travelingmadness:

pugletto:

prrb:

How I pratice drawing things, now in a tutorial form.
The shrimp photo I used is here
Show me your shrimps if you do this uvu 

PS: lots of engrish because foreign 

This is the best art advice ever and you should all listen to it because it’s basically what I’ve been telling people for years.

image

i was not expecting that to actually work

THIS.

This feels like one of those pieces of advice that are so brilliant that as soon as you have read it, it feels blindingly obvious. 

wasmnowf:

giraffepoliceforce:

uselessgaywhovian:

drquantum:

uselessgaywhovian:

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.

That is not a fun fact

ithinkimdemi-iknowimobsesed:

asexualspectrumspector:

iamagreenturtle:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”

“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”

“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

and those puns are literally the best

“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”

“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”

“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”

“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”

“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”

“Ace Hardware: You can get Off in our repellent aisle”

“Ace: The punny place.”

“Ace Hardware: Where all the asexuals come.”

“Ace Hardware: We’d hit that… with a hammer.”

“Ace Hardware: Can’t turn up the heat in the bedroom? Come see us! We’ll give you tips on how to fix your furnace!”

“Ace Hardware: Having trouble screwing? Remember, righty tighty, lefty loosey!”

“Ace Hardware: We would hope your erection lasts longer than four hours!”

this is helarious

What Type Of Witch Would You Be?

gravity-what:

fishingboatblues:

cellard00rs:

Which witch are you?

You got: Appalachian Dream Witch

You are an air witch who practices magic through dream travel. You are modern witches who often use technology, and draw energy from the moon and darkness while you sleep. You have persuasive attributes through the ability to alter anyone’s dreams. You keep a dream journal, worship artistic deities, and are naturally introverts.

I got: Teutonic Death Witch

You are a spiritual witch who practices witchcraft through communication with the deceased. You have the ability to foresee death and work primarily with graveyard bones and dirt. You are a solitary witch who prefers to work in private and you’re known to be quite menacing. You tend to perform witchcraft for personal gain.

Appalachian Dream Witch too!!!

You got:

Nordic Garden Witch

You are an Earth witch who practices witchcraft in the centre
of nature, primarily using natural items. You communicate with Mother
Nature, enhance natural energies, and work closely with insects. You use
plants and herbs to care for your loved ones and possess healing
abilities. Your Book contains recipes and flower classifications, and
you are known to be to be the most nurturing of the witches.

(I did it twice because a few of the questions I liked two options equally and I also got Dream Witch)

What Type Of Witch Would You Be?

glumshoe:

there-was-a-girl:

memes-and-musicals:

musicalhell:

necrotelecomnicon:

prokopetz:

silver-tongues-blog:

prokopetz:

stumblngrumbl:

prokopetz:

amalgarn:

radicaltrains:

radicaltrains:

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

*stands majestically in a bucket*

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar – which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse – a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) – yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it – I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.

okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands.

can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.

could he step on land if his shoes are wet?

No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this

What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?