interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

president-vanellope:

cloakstone69:

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

wake up america

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

Actually everyone north of San Francisco in California counts themselves as part of the North-West, too… under most conditions, at least.

Also, I grew up in Wisconsin, and can confirm they consider themselves ‘Midwest’. This always confused me as a child. Still confuses me as an adult.

Ok so it may be Halloween, not Summerween, but dont y’all think for one second that Halloween loser candy doesn’t have a chance of taking on a trickster persona of its own, and that a Halloween Trickster isn’t going around eating children who lose the spirit of Halloween.

So, trick or treat, kiddos.