What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

glumshoe:

mortalengine95:

teacandy:

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

I got gremlin physiology. GREMLIN PHYSIOLOGY!

I got WATER GENERATION. That is like the coolest thing ever. I can win any battle by just summoning a tidal wave. I can fill wells! Bring clean water to people who don’t have any! (I assume the water I generate is clean…?) 

Also I really really like swimming so this is very relevant to my interests lol

Where do you keep getting all those weapons from?

glumshoe:

bag of holding

Hmm, does this work with any type of Bag of Holding?

Like, say, a Handbag of Holding?

Hmm lets see…

Oooo

Anything else? Yep will you look at that…

Maybe if I dig deep… Ill find something even better…

How did this get in here?

I am not disappointed… such fierce. Much deadly. Very weapon.

Extra:

Wonder if my convention Bag of Holding spawns weapons?

Lets see…

Uh oh…

lady-feral:

kropotkitten:

kropotkitten:

Few things about DAPL if you haven’t heard

Army Engineers said no to a permit. Doesn’t mean that DAPL can’t keep drilling and just pay the fines. 50K a day in fines is nothing for a company like them to brush off. 

They could literally just wait, and lose money of course, until Trump gets into office and streamlines the project. He could just use the Federal government’s powers over interstate commerce to get it put through. 

This is part of a colonial frontier war against the original peoples and the land

Celebrate a victory but don’t fall for the State’s trick. This is far from over. 

“Yet even as men and women began drumming and dancing around the fire, many Native Americans were unconvinced that Sunday’s news was the end.

“It’s not over. It’s never over,” said a Standing Rock member who gave his name as Ghost. “They say one thing and do another.”

DAPL and Energy Transfer Partners are planning to continue construction, permits or no. They released a statement to that effect.

cuttlefishculler:

kaijuno:

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

http://www.helpforflint.com/action/

solochely-reblogs:

skeldra:

the1975you:

blinkingkills:

thebeanster171:

dfabbatter:

illusionwaltz:

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

7, but i’m an art student so

i got 0 omg

fuckin sweeeeeeeet

i can’t believe it i got a 0!! xD

Had to turn up brightness and contrast on my monitor since I usually have it wayyyy low to reduce eye strain, but with it higher, I got 0!

fluffmugger:

solarbird:

tkdancer:

animalrates:

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY 😀

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat